Hiya torin, I'll chat

It would have to be the worlds saddest song played on the worlds smallest violin by Eugene Krabs

Kraft mac n cheese. Forgot the water. Apparently that's really important idk

@lucifer_ my new wife obviously

@therussianbadger you thought wrong my friend

@alwaysstranger bc she's my sister and she's evil

@delilah same lmao I'm a fricken nerd and I'm trying to compose theories as to why it happens

@delilah don't spoil it I'll get there baby steps

Advisory: if you don't know what the Mandela effect is, look it up.

Ok this one messed me up hecka lot. Peanut butter. Good ol jiffy, right? Wrong. The brand is jif. It's always been jif. Never jiffy. Don't give me that look I'm serious go in your kitchen and look for yourself. Someone please tell me that they're as shook as me so I don't seem as crazy.