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@ash33

My doggo is clearly superior to all other doggos.

Well there's two sides to this.
On one hand someone whom you loved and cared for broke your trust and made you feel shitty, but this shouldn't affect your sense of self-worth or how you feel about yourself.

On the other hand this is a learning experience, despite all the pain and anger you're feeling right now you should come out of this stronger and more resilient, perhaps even a better judge a character.

Personally I think it's better that it happened now while you're at a young age and not later in life when things get more complicated and the reasons for cheating even more so. At that age I know how boys think because I used to be one, I cheated as well back then but it wasn't because I was unhappy or unsatisfied with that person, in fact it had nothing to do with them. I just had this inflated ego and felt like I could have anything I wanted without suffering any consequence.

My adivce, don't dwell on it, find things to do, occupy your mind and your time.

This.

I'm new here and I don't know any of you nerds so I can't really nominate anyone except maybe:

Memes God - @TheRisingSun
Best Debater - @Sup
Best Replies - @Lurker

@rahul_703 said in fml, just fuck it, im done.:

@onyx_the_kitten pm me babe .. it will be fun .. u will feel better

Wow, no opportunity left unexploited huh @rahul_703 ?
You sir are indeed a man of culture and high moral standards.

@TheRisingSun said in How do you wish to be remembered? :):

@Lurker said in How do you wish to be remembered? :):

I'd wish to be remembered as someone that was special in their own way

After 10 minutes of looking up memes about people with down syndrome saying they are special, i decided to refrain from posting the meme since i want to be remembered as someone who doesn't make fun of retards.

Too late.

@PetrAPark3r said in For anybody wondering...:

@Indrid-Cold said in For anybody wondering...:

@PetrAPark3r Hope yr back pains end soon, m8. My company made us take a manual handling course just so we can carry 15kg boxes of photocopier paper between the stockroom and our desks without getting a bad back. But me, I still carry it on me head like an African lady the gubbins for her village.

Hey, isn't that great, your company is doing something for you guys :joy::joy: they must really love you :joy:

Yes, because companies are known for caring deeply about their employees.
It definitely had nothing to do with them wanting to avoid any sort of legal backlash in case someone got injured.

Meh.

This is more my speed.

@petrapark3r said in How to recognize the right one?:

@OliveOlivia I agree with you. It is indeed possible to miss the one, to miss your chance. You are absolutely right, you can even be with the one and only realize it when it is too late.

However I don't think the one is about the fact that others can't measure up or cannot compare. In fact I'm rather certain that the grass really always is greener elsewhere. For example if you were married to the smartest guy on the block, there is a 99% chance, that there lives another guy on the same block who looks better. And just as high a chance that there is a guy who has greater people skills. And another one who's more romantic and poetic. So in one phrase: the perfect one is not the same as the right one. Sure you will fit together with the right one. But in no ways perfectly...

To be completely honest, I don't believe there is more than one. I believe there can be more than one soulmate yes, but not more than a single right one. But I agree with you, that we change, and that it is possible to lose or destroy the relationship with this right one, to grow apart even with them. Marriage is not the fullfillment of all your wishes, it is work and sacrifice. And that is how you know that the love is real.

Yeah, why would you settle with just one ? There's billions of us, we're very overstocked on ourselves.

I wouldn't say it bothers me because what people decide to do with themselves in their own time is none of my concern as long as it doesn't affect me directly.

But, rampant stupidity
Eg. anti-vaxxers, religious fanaticism, non-binary/gender fluid people attempting to enforce their view of the world on others, male feminists.

All this during a time when we have people collecting data from smashing particles into each other at the Large Hadron Collider, stem cell treatments showing increasingly positive results in treating various injuries, and Elon Musk being on the verge of comercialising trips to the moon.

It's a stark contrast.

@OliveOlivia said in BLACK HOLE:

The Earth is about to be sucked into a black hole, what do you think will happen on the other side? What would you want to happen?
I haven't done any research on this so if there is already a clear answer for this then I'm sorry for not knowing about it before posting this topic. I just want to let it be unknown to see what other people's thoughts and ideas about it will be😂

We're going to end up on another identical earth, only everyone else is gone, it will be just the two of us. I guess we'll have to re-populate this new earth.

@OneCoolGuy said in fml, just fuck it, im done.:

@onyx_the_kitten you don't need him. Another typical male givin us a bad look. You can do better without him! Focus on you. Wanna chat?

I smell a male feminist.

To self-destruct in the most creative and enjoyable ways I can think of.

Also, making people uncomfortable irl is pretty fun.

@VioletApple said in What would you choooooose? (::

@robthehood Hmm let's say I wanna control the time. Froze it or just put it in a fast forward. Just want to manipulate it lol I badly wanna see the future and could bring back the times wherein so much happiness is happening and most importantly to know what exactly gonna happen so that I could ready myself and correcting all the mistakes!

That sounds more like a superpower than a skill.

@Indrid-Cold said in How would you summarize your life purpose? :):

I like @SynapticSeizure's answer. I will self-destruct some day, but by then my personality and psychic powers will be so highly developed that when my spirit is divvied up among the rest of mankind, THE WHOLE EVOLUTION OF THE HUMAN RACE will take a quantum leap forward, and any remaining capitalists will feel as unloved and unnecessary as the stacks of 'The Making of Prince of Persia' books perennially unsold in Stroud Poundland.

My true love is Betty White, the last of the golden girls.

Turner and Hooch was a good one but I'd also like to recommend a lesser known australian film I really enjoyed called "Red Dog".

@TheRisingSun said in How do u get a girl?:

@ReganRonald45

Like this.

Note, the guy isn't particularly handsome but he doesn't have to be.

This is accurate.

Also makes sure you always speak to women in a demeaning and patronizing manner, they love that.