They look like this:
Hello, my name is Eddie. I'm 16, and I have recently gone through a 7 month relationship. I personally think its a bit dull of myself to go hunting for girls, but you miss all shots you don't take. I'm open to meet anyone willing to talk with me with the intentions of just wanting to try stuff out with new people and see what works, and have a genuine relationship. I don't want sex, or nudes, or the like, I want a real person. If you want, or have the balls, (but don't hit me up on this post if you actually have balls please) PM me whenever. I'd love to meet you.
Kanuna, Layla, WTF Judith
The sun burning my retinas.
Also, not being able to see and having the eyesight of an Asian, that's fun too.