@lolli Well if that were true then you wouldn't be a sucker.

An ode to the crusty faggot legend himself-

A man true to his word. Maybe he isn't the next Abraham Lincoln, but damn he will kill you with his honesty. Only those true at heart can really get to know him. Sucking up to this man is probably worse than trying to suck him off, so do be careful. If you already fucked up this far you may, emphasis on may, be able to redeem yourself. I personally love all of his attributes and consider him one of the best people I've had the pleasure of meeting. Like the immature father I never had, he teaches me a whole bunch of valuable life lessons as well as makes me laugh all the time cause he is extremely mellow and has very few limits. Truly am blessed to have met him, I mean every word. ~Simple

@bananaman99 They probably removed it to stop annoyances with people changing their names and profile pictures, and then everyone thought it was a new person. That's the only explanation I came up with, butt still not a completely necessary change.

@sammy It's a shame I can't be satire. Sighs

@cola-neko Are you doubting the words of soinc young lad?

@cola-neko I love it when they get all defensive. "NO ACKTUALLY IT' ISN'T" insecurity intensifies

@kens0me I'm hilarious I swear

Yes and you're leaving out Girly. Love all those guys though

@alwaysstranger I suppose you're correct