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Most of you are hornies and satans so please click this for an exorcism
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Racism PI : Xenophobia
P.S: Don’t attack me for anything I say, it’s just my opinion🤷🏽♀️
Now I understand I might get some backlash but uh you know I love talking bout stuff. Sooooo xenophobia has defo increased. People seem to think corona virus is a sort of validation to spread racism against the Chinese. Nahhh you stupid ass that’s not how it works. Look the whole country didn’t eat a bat, particular people did. The whole country didn’t restrain the info about the virus, it was the government. So when you say dumb racist shit against the whole country, well it’s... dumb🤓 saying “well they did start corona” is not excuse; one guy did it not a whole country🙄 -
Get 20% of your dumb fuck juice
Time to use my marvellous salesman skills to win you over. Would you like to buy my brand of dumb fuck juice? Cos a fucker like you can't get any dumber so you can pray it makes you smarter. It's reverse psychology really. It tastes like apple juice with sweetcorn and bleach inside of it, it's good for your health because it'll kill you before you reach 30, you don't have to witness more depressing shit andddd there's a sale for 20% off. So cool right!
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Deep question tho💀
I’ve already got my own answer for this question but I thought I’ll share it anyway
IF I PUNCH MYSELF AND I GET HURT, AM I WEAK OR AM I STRONG?
I mean you may have heard this question before and it’s not too deep but meh regardless tho I’d like to hear what other people think🤔
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RE: i was in love found out hes taken
@Simron-persaud happened to me too bro. I ate this really good pizza and I was excited for the last slice then my brother ate it. Tragic. I still cry about it to this day😭
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TIME TO COME CLEAN! Who’s tws account have you stalked the most?
If I’m being really really honest, I think I’ve stalked Rupin’s account the most like I have no idea why i swear the more I click it the more I just don’t understand it, it’s literal tragicisms🤡🤡
Right I bet some people might pussy out of it, it’s time to come CLEAN, expose yourselves:()
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The Dark Tale of the Shower Curtains
Once upon a time in a far far away place there was a little universe called HELL. And in HELL was a planet called EARTH. And I was somewhere in earth smiling to myself thinking of all the bad things I did to end up here:) (I realised the answer is simply just existing boom it’s a sin itself) so I wake up in the morning feeling like a serial banner, SGT was a huge inspiration to me, and when I get into the shower thinking of all the nicest, gOdLiEst people to ban, the shower curtains wrapped around me, trapping me in my own space of DOOM, I couldn’t breathe I felt trapped in a cage and I was traumatised ever since
Fr tho has your shower curtain ever just stuck to you like it’s been glued on, what a pain😭
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RE: Pick your talent :fire:
@Eucalyptus saying the most offensive shit in a way that doesn’t offend people😂😭 it’s an underrated talent like imagine being able to tell a person their personality sucks in a way they don’t get offended:() so cool man so cool
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RE: Couldn't sleep, and now I find myself listening to this on repeat
@GreyWind Sure bro anything for you:) I'll try and learnt the song soonn
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RE: Hugs or cuddles ?
@Ash005 I vibe best with social Distancing.
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RE: Hopeful man is found , unaware of the truth...or might be aware just wanna annoy ppl
@Ash005 cool argument bro why don’t y’all go to the Jeremy Kyle show:D
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RE: what do you all think is going towards haters of india what should be done to this people ???/
@riagupta normally i’d make a joke here but this is definitely an issue that needs to be addressed. I have a couple things to say.
- Anyone else noticed how a lot of popular people here have a racial issue against Indians? I’m not gonna mention names but ive got a few examples (well i guess you presented yourself decko)
- it’s normalised here to the point where people feel the need to lie about the country they’ve come from and honestly it’s just wrong
But the sad fact is no ones gonna change by just a couple posts calling them out
These people are prolly the type that advertise non racism and black lives matter on their social medias without actually grasping the actual message
Okay I’m done waffling buh bye
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RE: Do you back the Rebellion?
Looks like I’m gonna go hunt down bert cos bert is da manssss
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ANYOOOOOOONE, PLEASE SEND ME ANYOOOOOOONE
This is a post to represent
Da Dead🤞
Everyone skedaddled off the face of the earth
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Is 1/0 0 or infinity or whattt?-
Okay so I know most people say that 1/0 is infinity but like I had a thought
Yes, a very rare moment for me:()
Okay so no zeros could ever fit into 1 no matter what so surely it should be 0? Cos zero zeroes will ever fit into one cos it’s not possible.
I could be sounding extra retarded but idk I’m conflicted about this so share your thoughts nerdsssss -
What is your biggest flex?
My biggest flex is the ability to never lose something that I get. I’ll give you an example. I keep gaining weight but I never lose it😎
That’s not a flex is it-
Jkjk
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RE: Merry Fucking Christmas!!!
@snpem69 you should read the bible with Ana. This is a Christian household we do not tolerate this sinful behaviour.
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Mmkay it’s really annoying when people...
Jk lol it’s not one of dem posts. I wanted to post one minute of me singing . Depending on how y’all react I may do this again
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RE: Imagine having a crush on your friend!!
@Şhıné i have a crush on Kathleen, her endless supply of hand sanitisers is extremely hawt😍😏