Best posts made by sarah_the_magpie

@KaViNdU
hmm... so many to choose from lol. i'd choose kanye, mf doom, danny brown, q-tip & kendrick.

@Mishal-khan
as late as possible. losing your virginity at the tender age of 50 would be ideal

@inti
i used to run a meth lab

uh... nothing :) absolutely nothing :) :)

@Sij
hey, that's an interesting question!

do i feel a sense of national pride towards my country? sure, definitely
do i support everything my country does or has done in the past? i can't say that i do. the us has a shady past when it comes to things like civil rights/military interventions/support for dictatorships etc. but then again, we've done a lot of noble things too, so it's not all bad
do i support the current administration? absolutely not lmao

it's good to be patriotic, but it's also smart to question everything your government does. that's what makes you a responsible citizen~

@chrisstonee
i'm assuming that you're here to demonstrate that you lack clothes and you don't have enough money to afford new clothes. aww, you poor thing! maybe we could do some kind of a charity drive to get you new clothes?

@Hashim-Mehmood
you're making an awful lot of presumptions about this site. most users here want to make new friends and connections, they don't want to be bombarded with sexually explicit messages. there are other sites for that.

also, fyi, don't call other people "pieces of shit". flaunting your immaturity is not a good way to make good first impressions.

@Imjustalostgirl
why do we exist?

@Quatre
"can i speak to the manager, please?"

i want to be a karen so bad

@Fappy_Pills
neither. i exist on the sidelines of life~

@ObviouslyLucifer
that's absolutely beautiful :D:D:D i can't believe you actually made a mock-up of that :D:D

@CarolinaSunshine
i've had experiences with interracial dating, and it's usually not a bad thing. there are some additional hurdles to overcome, but it's nothing too much to handle if there's mutual respect and the feelings are real.

personally, i don't really think race should be a deciding factor in who you should date. there are other, more important factors at play. cultural differences, for instance, can cause a whole lot of friction. also, religious differences.

@DIVine
kink-shaming is never okay, so... ;)

@Eucalyptus
oh yes, lurking is fun :))))))))))))))))

i lurk because i usually don't have anything interesting/relevant to say, so why even bother lol

@Silly_Boi
i miss her too

@Asian1
i'd recommend you to check out "the big lebowski" and "being john malkovich". they're both really great comedies :D

i would absolutely clone myself, it would make life so much easier! i'd send my clone to fulfill all of my social responsibilities and duties, so that i could have all the free time in the world. or maybe we could work out some kind of an alternating schedule, if the clone gets too tired. i'd also get a second clone and use her as a decoy, so any would-be assassins targeting me would be thrown off

@pe7erpark3r
that's actually not a bad way to look at boredom. brains need all kinds of stimulation, but they really like quality stimulation. feeding your brain memes, social media & netflix is basically like eating junk food. feels good, but in the long run you're screwing your health up :D

also, totally agreed, doing sports is a great way of relieving boredom! i have a habit of forcing myself to go outside & jog for a bit whenever i start to feel bored or lazy. it's like the human equivalent of hitting restart on your computer when it starts to hang :D

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@Matt_Aranha
oh i'm fine lol, i'm just having my finals next week and i haven't had much sleep lately :D

@ODIN
male pigs can orgasm for 30 minutes. please don't ask how i know that :/