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Iam bored

SO I WAS TALKING TO MY CHILD WITH AUTISM, @Zoobie IN THE PUBLIC THAT AND I GOT A NOTIFICATION WHICH SAID,
OBVIOUSLYLUCIFER UPVOTED YOUR REPLY.
I DIEDDDYAYAYYAYAYAAYAY
YAAAAYYYY! THE SATAN IS BAAAACCK!
THE WISEST USER (IAM THE SECOND)IS BACK.
HAIL SATAN!
@ObviouslyLucifer

@anthonyy
Haaapppiieeee birthday to one of my favourite favourite person! Someone who has the same mental disorder like me. I hope you live many many more years and ye, you're growing old. I love you and have a great day honey💕.

PS: Fuck off

OKAY SO IT'S BEEN LONG.
Send an original meme (obviously made by you). And I'll prolly set up a poll and let the users decide the best meme.
Only one meme per user
You've got 5 days.
For fuck's sake stop sending me dick pictures. If you really want to, make sure your pubes are shaved

(I would nominate,

What else do you think is the best feeling in the world?

If my life was a movie it would be called
"The magical life of a lazy bastard"
Starring
Me
Myself
I

A very Happy Birthday @Evan-Elderson
May all your wishes come true and may god bless you.
May your evil gemini twin not come out and do anything too embarrassing during your birthday celebration.😂

And yeah, thankyou for being one of my greatest (and oldest(old by age)) friends in here.

Did you pay for her burger?
Did you pay for his nanny?
Did you pay for the glass she broke last night because she was drunk?
And yet he/she broke up?
(Why do I sound like the trivago guy?)
Ok so,
According to me, A breakup insurance bond needs to be signed between partners before they get into a relationship.
The one who broke up, needs to maybe pay in terms of cash. Or maybe not woo another person for a week.
Suggestions needed.

@RAGNAR 's baby:

This is a meaningful one,
What Susie Says Of Sally Says More Of Susie, Than Of Sally.
Got a harder one?😏

@pugopilis the big pug
@Help_WtfJudith @Anthonyy @willoww
@sup @ObviouslyLucifer
@Ragnar @im-a-bae (and ragnars kids)
@Azriel
@Evan-Elderson @US-poet

@pugopilis adding,
@G-A my indo boi with tiny eyes (guessing). Dont worry. Judy will join us too.
@Zoobie but stay away from me because you stink and you got long armpit hair.
@heyitszoey

HOW CAN I MISS MY BABE?
@imbored

And then plormbus,
@Nestlè this gay keeps changing his account names so Idk which one is his present account.
@blooddrunk youre a cunt but I'll meet you (just to see your new hair colour and tell you how it looks like blood from your mommas vagi that wasnt wiped off your head when you were born)
@Kat_15 and then we'll both sing shawn mendes songs all day all night. And then call @Michaelele too
And then how can I miss,
@Rendezvous ? Rend make sure you come pregnant so that me and @WtfJudith can eat your baby. @DamnCuteGuy will enthrall all of us with his belly dance (what am I speaking).
I'll add more. Iam pretty sure Ive missed many many many users

Anybody up for some gang bang? Imma bang somebody tonight.
I miss y'all so fucking much 😭😭😭😭😭

If you had to change your name, what would your new name be?
I'd love to name myself weird algae 666. I'll save that for my 3rd child.

@ragnar The last person I texted was @sup oh honey

The world is full of animals- some noticed and others unnoticed.
From the makers of 14 reasons how,
'THE GOAT'
AN ORIGINAL NETFLIX SERIES.
NEW EPISODE ON EVERY TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS.
STAY TUNED.

No wait, dont. You aint a radio

Love,

@sup Iam happy my honey is back.

Now I want looci back

What if your thoughts appeared as bubbles over your head?
What'd appear right now?

Mine would be-
"I miss you @imbored iam sorry iam cheating on you @sup. @Mr-H seems interesting who is he. Okay I should write something decent. Stffuuuu stop thinking. I need to pee. I need to sleep. But its cold outside. I have to pee before bed or i ll wet the bed. Its such an embarrassment"

So I've been getting these Christmas vibes already. Every time I sit to study I end up making Jingle bell Parodies.
Dashing through the halls,
With teachers up my ass,
I wanna run out lel,
From this nasty hell.
Oh I ran and i fell,
I don't know how to spell,
My socks stink really bad,
And I dont give a flying fcuk.
Hey
Jingle bells
Eat my grASS
Hit me with a sleigh
I'm so done
I wanna run
There goes my GPA.
Aye
Jingle bells Jingle bells
Hit me with a car
IM SO DONE
I WANNA RUN
THERE GOES MY GPA

@ragnar The space is very interesting. School needs to include a subject named 'space' and exclude dumb subjects like 'kemistri'. I dont understand that shit. Ew.

Space is infinite and studying about space could be so much fun. There are so many stuffs one doesnt now about the space. What if there is another planet with life? What if @WtfJudith and @G-A are actually from different planets?
What if @IM-BORED is actually a 5 legged, 3 eyed, 2 dicked alien from one of the moons of Jupiter?

Outer space begins where the earth's atmosphere ends and the mystery begins. Millions of stars and planets, places unexplored and unexplained.

The study of space and of outer space is, of course, not the common man's cup of tea, but its pretty interesting. Take, the big bang theory for instance. I know I aint very wise to talk like I know everything about the space, but yes Iam very very very interested in it. Like I could post a whole new topic about it.

Thankyou for reading. Iam hungry bye

@im-bored

@RAGNAR is this your child?😂