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I know this isn't a big deal for a lot of you. Iam really really happy and thankful to everybody who upvoted my posts.
My journey in TWS fir the past 2 months has been great. I've met so many wonderful people in here. And tbh, I've become addicted to this site and all of you. Thankyou, @TalkWithStranger
I'd like to take this oppurtunity to thank, @sup @Lucifer @RAGNAR @Zoobie @US-poet @Catwoman @Willow @Nestlē @The-Dude @imbored @BabyLucifer @Evan-Elderson @WtfJudith @Clitoris @blooddrunk @cutie-cat @DayquilTheNigger @TheStrangest @BOOTS22 @Abby-83 @im-a-bae @Violetttttt @Murdagangshit @Rendezvous @The-Duck @Liliputian @Jimmy1708 @DamnCuteGuy @Princess03 @Zazzles @jynextremist @KorgLife17 @football_m29 @YoursBucky @marcel @stranger-danger @TheIronSea @Queen-TWS @Hazard @Rabbitboy @miracle7 @Michaelele
I hope i haven't missed anybody.
Thankyou very much. Thankyou for being a part of me, being like my own family. Thankyou for making TWS a great place. I swear Iam addicted to all of you.

Thankyou

First of all, thankyou @Pugopilis for giving me the idea of a TWS party.
Here we go,

We'll first invite the tws baby making machine, mr. @ODIN along with his beloved one, @im-a-bae . Children like @sup will be asked to close their eyes lmao because They ll be busy making kids nevermind. @sup enters with his great jawline and he's shirtless because he doesnt like wearing shirts and tshirts. He has great eyes and tells me that i look like a mothafaka.
Next we'll have our TWS wisest guy, mr @ObviouslyLucifer who'll entertain @sup because sup doesnt know that looci is actually his daddy in disguise. We'll have @Evan-Elderson too. Evan will join me and we'll both do crazy things together bec he my bestie and he's a gemini too so.

We'll then have @Rendezvous who has the permission to enter the party only if he's pregnant. This is because he produces gummy bears and jelly kids. Then we'll have @WtfJudith who'll bring her dog naked and @sup will adore its nudity. Me and @WtfJudith will operate rends baby out and eat it. I'll have 60% of the baby and judy will have 40% of it. Then we'll have the indo guy @G-A who wont leave Judy and her dog. GA will prove he isnt a gay and @sup will ask ga out. GA kills Judy's dog because he sees judy kissing her dog and he gets jealous.

Then comes @Willow . As soon as she enters, everybody runs towards her. I adore her hair colour lmao and then she gibes us a surprise. She takes her purse out and guess who? A reptile slithers out of it. And its @stranger-dangerr (fake account not real). As we tell mr snake how much we miss him, @Rendezvous covers his nose and tells us how its smelling like rotten eggs. @ObviouslyLucifer says its hydrogen sulphide (wise ehh). Everybody says how bad its smelling. Then enters, @Zoobie . He says how he's jelly of neymar and how he forgets to do stuffs. @sup pushes him into the washroom and forces him to bathe. (Sups doin this since he's a gay).

Then we have @Kat_15 who comes in . Kat joins me for a karoke. We sing shawn mendes songs all day. @BOOTS22 and @Abby-22 come in and have a great time too. They join willow for a talk.

We all then visit the graves of spoofer and layla and express our condolences. @heyitszoey comes in and tells us her secret to 3k points. I feel like i miss somebody very much. So I call @im-bored and ask him to come as soon as possible. Bored comes with his long pretty hair and tiny eyes and its fun! Judy apologies for, he isnt a catfish. @DamnCuteGuy enters and starts dancing. He shows off his extremely awesome belly dancing skills. Zoobie sings for him but his mouth stinks as fuck.

Then the doorbell rings. I open the door and then I I find nobody. "Bark bark look down you hoe". I look down and its @pugopilis Everybody especially dog lovers like Kat and judy hug him.

And then my love, @anthonyy enters the party. He brings pizza for us. He wears a tight tshirt that flaunts his hard nipples. @sup says how sexy he looked. Tony joins me and freaks out on seeing judy.
I know I've missed a lot of guys. I'll add them when i remember.
PS: we'll have plormbus, the gay kid who keeps changing his account names. People donot know what to call him so hence they just call him nestle. He smiles a smile which lightens the whole room. He then tells zoobie the toothpaste he uses.
We have @Azriel who brings a whole lot of drawings as gifts to a lot of. She brings filipino chocolates for me and then we click pictures. She then tells me how she doesnt know ranz and niana. She then asks me to come to Philippines.

There was this phase, where I was attracted to lipstick. The colour and the smell would mesmerize me. (I dont apply lipstick now. Its legit cancer).
So when I was like umm 5 or 6 years old, I picked up a lipstick and then applied it all over my lips and then (this is the weird part) I kissed the walls to make an impression of my lips. I enjoyed it and so did my parents. They thought I was a genius kid. Little did they know I was a weird goat trying to imitate hollywood movies.

What's the worst thing you did as a child?

I NOMINATE MYSELF FOR THE BEST GOAT AWARD. I NOMINATE MR. REPTILE @stranger-danger FOR THE BEST REPTILE AWARD.
I NOMINATE @Lucifer FOR THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AWARD. I NOMINATE @Moisturbation FOR THE CRINGIEST PERSON AWARD. I NOMINATE @sup FOR THE BEST GUY AWARD. I NOMINATE @US-poet FOR THE BEST WRITER AWARD. I NOMINATE @THE-DUDE FOR THE SEXIEST MAN AWARD. I NOMINATE @RAGNAR FOR THE SEXIESSST AND THE ICECREAM GUY AWARD. I NOMINATE @Willow FOR MY BISH AWARD. I NOMINATE @TalkWithStranger FOR THE BEST WEBSITE CREATOR AWARD. I NOMINATE @Nestĺe FOR THE BEST GIF USER AWARD AND THE BEST NAME AWARD. I NOMINATE @WtfJudith FOR THE BEST GIRL AWARD. I NOMINATE @UnofficiallyZoob FOR THE GEEKIEST PERSON AWARD. I NOMINATE @Catwoman FOR THE BEST MOTHER AWARD. I NOMINATE @Lucifer FOR THE BEST BEST PERSON AWARD. I NOMINATE @ส FOR THE BEST HAIRSTYLE AWARD. DID I MISS ANYBODY?

If I were a boy,
I could pee standing.
I could grow taller.
I could woo girls.
I could watch my dick forever.
I dont need to maintain a long hair.
I DONOT HAVE TO GO THROUGH MOOD SWINGS.
I DONOT HAVE TO GO THROUGH PMS.
I DONOT HAVE TO BLEED.
PERHAPS
MY VAGINA DOESNT HAVE TO
I could do whatever I want. (Lol)
I could use a hose to pee.
I could avoid wearing bras.
Things were so simple, If I were a boy.
Iam just wondering.
But yes, being a girl is a bliss too.
I dont know why Iam even posting.
Meh.

@Willow @BOOTS22
So guys Lucifer asked me to post this meme that he created.

All credits to @Lucifer

Some of my favourites,
@Michaelele
@Kat_15
@BUYEAH
@BOOTS22
@Rabbitboy
@US-poet
Where have you guys been? I legit miss you guys so much. I love you guys so much. @Michaelele and @US-poet imy the most. Come back for God's sake. I hope you guys arent dead.
This stupid goat misses you a lot.

TWS HOTTEST GIRL
The girl Iam nominating is hot.
She is at the upper end of the spectrum.
People of her tribe adore her to the fullest.
Here I present, (cough cough)
@NutellaBigGoat
Some hot pictures-

And yes guys, please don't spam my dm after all these pictures ;)

These are a few pictures of a Llama.







Thankyou.
Have a great day.

Hey!
I have been a part of the TWS family lately. And this is amazing! The friends I got in here have become like a part of my own family. The best site ever and of course iam addicted.

Well, lately there have been instances where we have new borns asking for boyfriends, girlfriends and nudes. Oh my! Stop ruining this wonderful place. The posts need to be sensible. Everywhere we have creeps asking for nudes and yes, the pm too.

Another major issue that I have personally faced is racism. Well, Iam an indian and Iam proud to be one. Not all Indians are creeps. I agree, that there are a few people, who are creeps. But then get this straight. We are NO inferior to the other races. There are only a few such racists but i must say most people have accepted me and have become a part of my life. For instance @Anti-cute @jynextremist @RAGNAR @Willoww @Lucifer_ @Dude-Lebowski and many many many many more

So all that I have to say is stop racism and cyber bullying. Its annoying. Let's make this place a wonderful place.
PS- how can i miss RON @ЯОИ @Michaelele @Kat_15
PSS- its a sin to miss @US-poet
PSSS- @ahuman

You have been Tricked.
It is a clickbait that it is not a clickbait.
I cannot leave this website even If I try to.

Oops I messed up the title again.
I meant to say, Free virtual hugs.

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I know, Iam a genius.
smiles
chuckles

Meh. I guess imma leave tws. :) bye thank you for the love. I'll be back maybe in a month. Not feeling right since a long time.
🕳💕

Merry Christmas bishes. Ariana grande givin me Christmas vibes. Please ignore and move on.

CLICKBAIT

Bitch. What did you think? No I aint dating .
Iam sorry Iam tryna make retarded topics.

Babes please ban @fdssdfsdfqqq . He recently spammed the public chat with inappropriate pictures of something cylindrical. It was a male reproductive organ (Peniss).
I mean it would have been okay if the dicck was nice. But I swear the dickk (peniss) was very very ugly. It was small as fukc and hairy. Prolly hairier than my pussi. Iam sorry @fdssdfsdfqqq but your dickk (peniss) was ugly and small. Plus it had semen coming out of it. It was ugly. Moreover spamming is not right okay. Get your dickk (peniss) shaved please.
HOPES NOBODY EVER SEES SUCH AN UGLY DICCK(PENISS)
@Global-Moderators

What do you want this christmas?
A new bike?
A book?
Some clean underwears?
Or some peace?
Drop in whatever you want!

This was written back in 2017, when I was sort of depressed. LMAO. Thanks @US-poet for reviewing my poem. This is like my first ever long poem.
PS: Thanatos-Lord of death.

Oh Satan, Oh Thanatos,
Could you be mine?
Take me far far away,
Where everything's just fine.
I'll touch my Lord's feet,
And pray for sometime,
For my parents who brought me up,
And others whom I thought were mine.

Take me to the bottomless pit,
Where I would live and die,
But free me from this bit,
Unless you want me to die.

Curse these bad times,
For all they brought were tears,
And very little smiles.

'What's life?' She asked me,
With a smile as long as a mile,
I dont know if she noticed,
My plastered little smile.

'It's beautiful', I said,
With a face as bright as the sun,
Who knew deep inside,
I was urging to kill myself with a gun?

No smiles today, no love today,
Except for the ones I pretend,
Take me on a Friday,
To the heaven or the fiend.

Oh Thanatos,, my soul at your commandment,
For I have none to meet,
None to wave goodbye,
None to give a feast,
None to sympathise me,
None to give a damn,
None to see my retarded self,
Go deep down the track.
None to kiss.
None to miss.
None to cry.
None to lie.
None to talk.
None to walk.
None to share.
Nor to spare.

Here Iam, at your commandment,
I pray to you, the lord of death,
Take me far away.
This is a prayer,
A request,
A dead child's wish.

Spoofer says that his IQ is high. He says that Indians have a lower IQ compared to the other races.
So according to this nigger,
Croatia is in Asia.
He's a genius
Guys donot disrespect him.
He has an iQ, which is way superior than all of ours.
And oh spoofer, the truth may hurt. Don't get high. Face it. RIP.

Calm down bitch.
Stray dogs need to be kept in cages.
Hence proved.