@im-bored You are really cute! For you, I might sacrifice my sexual identity. :wrestlers:

@zoob I did not expect you to recover earlier than the 30th of July; of next year, of course, so your thoughts are still driving recklessly, That does not make me think you are a fool. I hope it's only a temporary and reversible disturbance. I wish you well!

Is that an iPhone? Safari running on IOS? Well, what did you expect?
Adaway works perfectly on Android, but requires root. Is your phone jailbroken?
In case it is, check if you have the right ios version, do a complete backup and then follow the steps described here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/jailbreak/comments/7nmsi9/tutorial_how_to_block_ads_systemwide_on_ios_11/?st=JCU6HBLJ&sh=1966a43e
If it is not jbroken, this might work:

@nutellabiggoat
:grinning: Before actually seeing what you wrote, I thought you ran a 1k for the first time in your life.

@dr-stranger Your long forgotten friends used a highly advanced particle accelerator to have a laugh on your behalf. Obviously, the hallucinations and paranoia you are experiencing are the results of your brain's activity being disrupted by anti-matter particles. I'm sure your friends are laughing right now while watching you through their quantum contact lens.
I read the stuff you wrote on your profile. You don't fool me! That's not just the result of some human's overactive imagination. You don't fool me, Zorak!

An emotion evolved with the purpose of maximizing the survival rate of our species’ brood. Homo Neandertal's brood also, I think.

Most men would say: "Women should have boobs, a nice ass, and a good libido", although I do not agree. Women are not as shallow. Their tastes usually differ and also vary in time. Many live long periods beside guys that do not exercise at all. The same women might radically change the way they choose their men or might have already lived in the past with. completely different looking men.
If you like her, be nice, polite do not call her every other hour, and forget about trying to impress her with your abdomen or any other chunk of meat.
The answer to your question: Get a Rod and lead your neuron s orchestra to that girl. I'm sure she will love to like it, although the music exists only in your neurons SSDsmore bur a mot too

Are you a coward for confronting dead people?

If you want to receive a serious an sincere answer, keep this one for the time you will meet a human dependent on life support.

A lot of things will happen, but not to me or because of me.
As soon as my brain will have stoped its activity, I'll just cease to exist. A negligible amount of energy will dissipate from an inert quantity of chemical substances that, before my death, "served" me.

You know what? Just get out for a walk. Just wander around for a while. After walking around a bit, come back and take a shower. Alternate ice-cold water for 30 seconds then hot for another 30 seconds, 3-4 times. After that, do some exercises, like squats, push-ups and pull ups. Repeat this routine every day. A mood lift will be noticeable quickly. After you feel less depressed, don't interrupt the routine, but intensify exercising.

@chicken-nugget
As a general rule, men feel great immediately after they "get away from that torturing relation". We feel, energetic, we might enjoy small things like a cup of tea served at a serene terrace in a park, thinking about all the great things we are about to achieve, We are motivated to do positive stuff. Then, the brain regulates the release of some neurotransmitters and lowers the density of some receptors, resulting in states of nostalgia and even mild depression. From this point of view, men are far more vulnerable than women. Most women are used to openly express negative emotions.
A week or two after the end of that "torture", many men become flooded with all the great moments spent with that girl. And so it begins. Now suffer! And lock them inside you. Depression, loneliness, regret. Like a prison for negative feelings.
Yes, I saw it happen with some men. It also happened to me.
So, after a break up many men seem happier while many women seem to express sadness and other negative feelings
Fast Forward 4 weeks or even less and most probably the man will have already started to slowly sink in the sands of regret and of loneliness, although his face does not give away, the usual.
The women, on the other hand, are already starting to put everything behind.

More than 4 years. I've managed to break free.
Nothing but normality: less than 3 years.
More than one year of struggle. I mean failed escape attempts, arguments, fights and more. Still, one positive thingy: make-up sex.
I want to do something. Rational or not. Naughty? Why not? Spontaneity desired, but not required, nor mandatory.
What would you suggest?

I thought that blotter had 130 micrograms of LSD. Obviously, it was more than 130.
My question: What was the real dose?

@willow
Is it something wrong, or am I missing something? It might be fake. The age, I mean.

@mindoverbeauty
Christopher Hitchens; unfortunately he is dead so my answer is Lawrence Krauss.

@itsnix
Spirituality, (as in religion, ghosts, supernatural and all that bullshit) is based on superstition, bred by lack of education and wishful thinking, and promoted by abject institutions like the church. Why would you bring up such nonsense? You question science but accept the existence of bullshit like the supernatural. One might think you are just joking. Are you?
What happens inside the grave? Let's keep it simple: a skull full of maggots doesn't sense shit!

Dexter's Laboratory
Looney Toons (pre2000)

@itsnix We do know that self-awareness, being conscious, are functions of our prefrontal cortex, functions that cease when that part of our brain is damaged or dies. "You" is also a function of your prefrontal cortex. So, you will not "sit there in the blackness of our coffin aware of everything that's happening". "You" will exist only in the memory of those who knew "you".

@shawn-roddey I do not believe that hate is felt by sane individuals under normal circumstances.