Best posts made by Martin_Eden

@im-bored You are really cute! For you, I might sacrifice my sexual identity. :wrestlers:

@zoob I did not expect you to recover earlier than the 30th of July; of next year, of course, so your thoughts are still driving recklessly, That does not make me think you are a fool. I hope it's only a temporary and reversible disturbance. I wish you well!

Is that an iPhone? Safari running on IOS? Well, what did you expect?
Adaway works perfectly on Android, but requires root. Is your phone jailbroken?
In case it is, check if you have the right ios version, do a complete backup and then follow the steps described here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/jailbreak/comments/7nmsi9/tutorial_how_to_block_ads_systemwide_on_ios_11/?st=JCU6HBLJ&sh=1966a43e
If it is not jbroken, this might work:

@nutellabiggoat
:grinning: Before actually seeing what you wrote, I thought you ran a 1k for the first time in your life.

@dr-stranger Your long forgotten friends used a highly advanced particle accelerator to have a laugh on your behalf. Obviously, the hallucinations and paranoia you are experiencing are the results of your brain's activity being disrupted by anti-matter particles. I'm sure your friends are laughing right now while watching you through their quantum contact lens.
I read the stuff you wrote on your profile. You don't fool me! That's not just the result of some human's overactive imagination. You don't fool me, Zorak!

An emotion evolved with the purpose of maximizing the survival rate of our species’ brood. Homo Neandertal's brood also, I think.

Most men would say: "Women should have boobs, a nice ass, and a good libido", although I do not agree. Women are not as shallow. Their tastes usually differ and also vary in time. Many live long periods beside guys that do not exercise at all. The same women might radically change the way they choose their men or might have already lived in the past with. completely different looking men.
If you like her, be nice, polite do not call her every other hour, and forget about trying to impress her with your abdomen or any other chunk of meat.
The answer to your question: Get a Rod and lead your neuron s orchestra to that girl. I'm sure she will love to like it, although the music exists only in your neurons SSDsmore bur a mot too

Are you a coward for confronting dead people?

If you want to receive a serious an sincere answer, keep this one for the time you will meet a human dependent on life support.

A lot of things will happen, but not to me or because of me.
As soon as my brain will have stoped its activity, I'll just cease to exist. A negligible amount of energy will dissipate from an inert quantity of chemical substances that, before my death, "served" me.

@wtfjudith I was subatomically close to asking you what the hell is a "wenis"!:smiling_face_with_open_mouth_closed_eyes:

Male aggressivity manifested against his partner is likely caused by him wanting to break up while feeling trapped. Most males have problems expressing strong emotions. In some, this translates into aggressive behavior.
Probably your best option is to subtly give him more and more space. In the meantime, detach yourself slowly. Normally, he will realize that he wants you near, he might even feel anxiety and even mild depression. He will suddenly become affectionate. That's the moment you will be as cold as ice.
Unfortunately, It happened to me and I've seen it happen to other men.
My answer is based on my personal experience and that of others around me. It might not apply to your case.

Ruining some girl's future or stopping the development of an embryo?

@zoobie No, you're not! She is giving you solid reasons not to look behind. Also, no need to feel bad, her behavior should wash any trace of guilt you must have felt for breaking up. I know I would. After a breakup, she behaved in a similar manner like an uneducated impolite individual. If immediately after we broke up I hit depression, after she started behaving like a bitch, I recovered completely in no time.
You are obviously young. There are good girls out there. Girls that display behavior that honors their parents, girls that do not think of revenge like testosterone-fueled grunts.
Get out, run or swim, or learn something. Did you forget that you have more time than you had last week?
Take care!

@mindoverbeauty
Christopher Hitchens; unfortunately he is dead so my answer is Lawrence Krauss.

The assessment of vital signs is performed using instruments and methods perfected over many years. Not only that but in case of victims without life signs, CPR will be continuously performed until the arrival of a defibrillator, and at least 10 minutes after that. CPR will most certainly continue as long as cardiac contractions are present.
It will be declared dead after clear signs are present, like rigor mortis.
In any case, after 10 minutes of cardiac arrest or ventricular fibrillation, without cpr ,even if the heart enters normal rythm again, you will not feel anything, as the brain is severly damaged, so do not worry!

:white_frowning_face:
Not much of a choice, I guess. I will pass. :puppy face: