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1. second option, i wouldn't want to traumatize my 5 year old self with how shitty my life would turn out
2. already sterile
3. only person to wear clothes, then I would enslave everyone because I would appear superior
4. deepest secrets, i can already see jennifer lawrences butthole on the internet and no one gives a fuck its not even bleached

Still rocking the blackberry, these new phones are super sketch. 24/7 location monitoring, microphone listening, fingerprint scanning, facial recognition constant data dumping all of your shit on some server. Fuck that. Imagine paying like a grand a year and another 1000+ to become a human data mine. I'm rocking that $50 BB10 on a $8 a month plan, they call me by my real jewish name dollar sign coupon discount.

BTW go read Edward Snowdens latest book. Oh and this article that just came out the other day. Thats just what we know.

@Equinox said in People of TWS, we need to have a conversation.:

@m-y-s-t-e-r-y said in People of TWS, we need to have a conversation.:

Ban women, children and brown people.....

Omg

okay fine. BAN EVERYONE

@Ladydoall30 I wouldn't really blame trump for that, that was a complete dumbfuck move on Iran, and the airline that decided to fly into a warzone.

That being said innocent people die in the middle east as "collateral damage" every day and no one ever cares except when its a precious westerner, just saying.

@Emma-Bradley which cult are you a part of?

thats super horny

suuuuuuuuuuuuup

the trick is to remove anything that makes the greeting actually cohesive
you can utter absolute gibberish as long as it flows well and is short and snappy

buyakasha!

or you can throw in some insults to throw off the person even more

hey fuckface!

Whatever you say it cant be logical or straightforward because the person subconscious wants to either answer properly or one up you.

schoobity doobap!

@Babsi This whole planet is a hive of scum and villainy.

@ash4u Wow, those lyrics are almost as poetic and thought provoking as a 2 live crew song...

fakin right boys getting 2 birds stoned at the same time

does anyone care?

@Littlelion12 muh vagina, like how long are women going to bitch about getting attention from men? Especially on online anonymous forums.

Well that's what happens when you put men and women together, the men hit on the women and the women choose their breeding partner. That's basically all life is.

@Littlelion12 its like if i went to poor country dressed like richie mcdick waving around american dollars and dripping that thick saudi oil and drinking aqifani fugi water and all these poor people hound me and I act outraged at their behavior...

@Hyde HUH

@Hyde wow youre just banging these drawings out, I didn't know you were serious

@Hyde said in drawing ~~ requests:

@m-y-s-t-e-r-y done

pretty cool, looks like a space anime version of WW2. Im totally getting that tattooed on me.

This post gave me aids.