Best posts made by KittenfromHell

20 minutes early. Scope out the place, access the situation, plan several escape routes.

Still have sex. Lots of stuff is banned for foolish reasons

We have more stuff to shave

I think as sentences go, this one is desperately lacking

Turn your alarm clock off

Been there, done that. 3 times

Invisible. Flying is like riding a motorcycle. You end up eating a lot of bugs

Depends on what they're doing online.

@madirish first time I was 6. At the beach, rip tide pulled me out and I drown. Only thing that saved me was I was with my friend and her dad, a firefighter. He knew cpr before it became common for the public to know it. Second time I was 18 and on an operating table. My heart stopped and they couldn't get it going again. They called it and suddenly my heart started again, (I'm a bit contrary). Last time I was 37 and a blood vessel in my head burst. That time I told them I was going to go. Took them almost 15 minutes to convince me to come back. Got 6 more lives left

You just have to learn enough of each to function in the real world.

best thing ever

that kinda makes you an asshole then, doesn't it

didn't notice you where gone

He used to live at my house. His name was Jerry