Best posts made by JessicaGrant

Either another Jessica is born, or kanye gets another Grammy who knows

All you had to do was follow the damn train cj

@JessicaGrant I'm very original so i have to reply to me own self and tell my mysterious story too ^^

Well i once lived in retarded aparatment for like 3 years and me and my "friends" played around with the so known ouija board , and we shouldn't really because Mr.Ghostman came to my apartment and ruined my life , i would often here whistling , whispering and see human shaped shadows waving at me , scariest moment ever okay , i had to sleep with it , alone , now i moved and i really hope the one that moved next there doesn't live through the hell :3

@mr-peanut its been 5 months since release , how come you didn't mate?

@what-is-this that's true , i didn't think of that ,

@FakeAngryCat33

@sofa_king_tired there are no poisonous ants

however there are venomous ants , and all ants are venomous because that what hurts after they bite you is the venom , you get allergic reactions thanks to the venom

@obviouslylucifer they eat the whole male body , it contains more sperm , and well only purpose of all insects is getting laid , so yeah , not really

@heyitszoey very wrong , it doesn't love you , cats don't love anything , they are just heartless pieces of shit that cause Toxoplasmosis and you love her because you have Toxoplasmosis too , you can't take that away from me , because i have d3gr33 in biology .

@catwoman it's not actually true , you can get it by just smelling the shit also 90% of cat owners are infected , get rekt , also fuck em they don't have any feelings for you , i'll murder them all myself if i have to

@jimmy1708 that's not the dark side

so basically yesterday i was browsing 4chan like any other day , and then i found a weird image that said they were inspired by cicada 3301 which was an Puzzle back in 2012 , and i loved solving it i never got it whole , so i thought to myself i could solve it , and maybe you guys can help me or try too!

@ArayaKayas , you completely missed the point , there are people who can't learn it themselves and that's not how it works , we should learn all that in school else it's pointless

@JessicaGrant well , she's bugged af

@Lurker how old is your computer? , and what software do you use ?

@Kana nah , i'd rather DIE INSTANTLY

@ChaosKing said in If you were offered immortality with youth, would you take it?:

@Kana Who will not take immortality with youth? I definitely would!
I wanna know, know everything. It will give me enough time to study bout the universe and know new and cool stuff. I will be able to see every advancement in tech!
Live will be so much amazing!

that is stupid , if you were immortal you would eventually go crazy and try to die in every single way but it wouldn't succeed , leading to infinite suffering

@Firefly said in Facts 'bout L i n u x:

ok

very constructive

@wtfjudith FL Studio serum lifetime license

@what-is-this

pewdiepie diss 2 confirmed