I could write ten things about myself, but then you'd think I'm the kind of person who writes ten things. That would be very wrong. You see, I'm a nine-things-on-a-list kind of girl at best, and I don't wanna confuse anybody by writing ten things on a list just because it's my bio. My bio is here to educate you on who I am, and it would simply be irresponsible of me to have a bio with ten things on it, even if one of the things was "I don't like writing lists with ten things", because then you wouldn't know what to believe. I hope you understand. My hands are tied. There will never be a list of ten things. Sorry to everyone who likes lists with ten things.