I know its not the most popular one but have you considered the Red Wedding theme?

Since you have already spent a shit ton of money on your "Foreign Tours" you can save a lot of money by hiring assassins to double time as musicians.

If you kill the guests a bit soon you can even save on the food.

Think of all the money you will save when you want to host a party next time and you know no one will show up because all of the people you know will be dead.

You should really give this a serious thought.