I know its not the most popular one but have you considered the Red Wedding theme? Since you have already spent a shit ton of money on your "Foreign Tours" you can save a lot of money by hiring assassins to double time as musicians. If you kill the guests a bit soon you can even save on the food. Think of all the money you will save when you want to host a party next time and you know no one will show up because all of the people you know will be dead. You should really give this a serious thought.