1.Santa saw your Instagram....for Christmas your getting clothes and a bibble

2. POLICE: Santa did you or did you not go up to a lady at this very mall and call her not once but three times a.... HO!?

SANTA: But that’s my job!

POLICE: To call people a ho nope you your under arrest

Hi my name is Zander and I’m here to tell you that I know your
Not poor, because you have a device and so that means that you have clothes, so maybe just grab a shirt and put that on....yeah okay thx.

One funny thing is that when I was little, I ran down the steps on Christmas morning, and triped and landed on a toy and broke my nose.

First of all in your tittle you spelled flavor wrong, and second I like salt and vinager chips.

When I was little I tryed to show all my friends how cool i was by doing a cartwheel.......Down the stairs yeah I know stupid I was little though oh and I broke my foot

GOOGLE TRANSLATE

I’m going to just say myself and pretend I’m on that show

Would you rather...

Eat one food for the rest of your life?
OR.....
Only be able to visit one website?

I like a girls that like to dresses up nice but aren't afraid to get a little crazy or messy at sometimes

reply what u like In a girl if u agree with me or dont but this is everybody opinion so don’t take it the wrong way girls/boys

1.get a life
2.get a job
3.get friends
AND LAST BUT NO LEAST
4. Find a family