@Ash-_-uchiha i figured ye, damn world, better if it was flat
Posts made by Alte
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RE: Goodmorning Radio 10/12/18
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Goodmorning Radio 10/12/18
Good morning to you guys in this beautiful day! Sorry for no updates during the weekend, I'd explain why but I have no memory of it. I'd ask how you all been, but man I don't wanna hear how loud the baby cried or how you almost killed yourself coz life sucks, I'm sorry. The hardest part of my Monday is over, I hope yours is not, coz that would make me feel better about myself.
I am so old school I just don't understand this world anymore, @AlizaJalebiiiiii is considering to cheat on her partner, and is not even shy to ask how far she can go, might as well have smex with someone else, love comes from inside, and it's not like you can ride a cok with your heart ey! @Bela-Hella gets emotional while watching Titanic, and wants to share the sadness. The only reason she wants everyone gone is coz of the ships smexy bartender. Looks like my dear @Zen00 ran out of love, and is patiently waiting for a reply from someone saying "I'd want to be stuck with you Zen". Some collect coins, Zen collect men! God damn, it even rhymes! Also i welcome all the pervs follow @JessicaGrant as she has just launched AI Beta version of her smex robot.
Gotta end this on a sad note, it's raining outside, but the good news is, I can cry in public without anyone noticing. Also if you really need to go to WC, but theres is none around, just open your mouth, look up, pee in the middle of the street and say "Look, ima water drainage!". Well then, God bless you guys, give a hug to your beloved ones while you can, say the things you've always wanted to say to them, there might not be another chance, and peace out!
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RE: Would you rather have no one show up to your wedding or no one show up to your funeral?
@Bela-Hella No one shows up to my wedding. Cuz man my funeral is gona be so lit u dont wanna miss it.
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RE: what's more real Angel's or Mermaid's ?
Angels, we got plenty of them here on tws. #BeingCocky
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RE: Goodmorning Radio 07/12/18
@Kakashi ye i was thinkin about that, maybe i should better say "it" xD #RIPObito
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RE: Goodmorning Radio 07/12/18
@SoFa_king_Cody It's also about doing the things right, or doing the right things. Like those who dont do things right are consider i dunno fools, bad ppl whatever, but those who do things right but it hurts others are worse than those who brake rules. Smt like that, get it? xD This is super confusing lol, but it makes sense, just not from my mouth lol i swear!
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Goodmorning Radio 07/12/18
Goodmorning to you guys in this beautiful day! Friday is finally here! Not that it makes any difference to you rich people. Also, it's 7th of December, and 7 happens to be my favorite number, maybe today is the lucky day I get abducted by aliens in order to impregnate the playboy models they have been abducting through years!
Oh @Kana my dear, don't disappear, in the darkness givin up your soul to the horned man with the spear. She just gave up a piece of her soul to the dark side. Highway to hell it is. @WtfJudith, did you post that post, or did the post, post itself? And if the post, post itself, does that mean the post knows that he's a post? I'm confused. Anyway, a day doesn't go by without a surprise, @Anthony-The-Monk has found his path to light! Walkin the street of red lights, no apologies motherfokers! Someone has just returned to us but nobody gives a damn, cmon guys shoutout to @Nicole_fra, the next real McDonalds rival! Let's talk about dead people, @Mr.Ghost here teasing us with an imagination of traveling where ever whenever we want, coz laws of physics don't really apply to him, just die again will ya? @SoFa_king_Cody, in the world of Ninjas, those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum! Obito Uchiha, we all learned something from you! Hope you can see what I mean there Cody. Oh and almost forgot, @heyitszoey, wheres my pokemon?!
Well then, don't start drinking too early, or you'll miss the fun part of the day, I believe we can all relate LO fockin L. Don't shoot anyone with your grandpas rifle, leave that to me, ima gangsta, I eat cereal not with milk, but salt water. God bless, peace out!
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RE: What do you fear most?
@Bela-Hella So Thor is not ur favourite marvel character ey?
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RE: I'm back! Anything new in here?
@Nicole_fra Dope. Why not open ur own McDonalds and hire ur friends from college?
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RE: I'm back! Anything new in here?
@Nicole_fra what kind of business you want to have?
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RE: Weird fetishes post.......
@DarkIce You can say whatever u want, but should u tho?
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RE: Looking for Mariah
@Firefly Oh dear. First, wait till u are of legal age. Second, dont do this online. Third, no one thinks fantasise about Hinata.
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RE: Looking for Mariah
@Firefly Then i guess it's time to do groceries xD
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RE: Looking for Mariah
@Firefly Buy a dildo, dont be shy.
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RE: Who's better men or women ?
@Adyyan Stop trollin lol, i know u can put that together :D
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RE: Looking for Mariah
@Kakashi I know, my Sharinngan can see it lol