Mine looks like the police department's phone number

@jack-mellon I'm 95. That wasn't a pickup line. And lit? You call that a bad roast? Yo mama probably roasts better. You just stated a fact. That's not a roast.

You'll put off wrong vibes on the other guy/girl you're flirting on. Unless you wanna ditch your current partner.

To masturbate on chicks hotter than you can date.

I mean, it's very hard to run a family. Especially if you have kids. You can't just crash at home and watch movies all Sunday. Why should I marry if I'm not into interacting much with people? Also, monetarily, being single is on the cheaper side. And you have got the freedom to do anything you want anytime.

@butler1ce Hey, you can enjoy however you want to. I don't make the rules.

@jack-mellon I'm 95. That wasn't a pickup line. And lit? You call that a bad roast? Yo mama probably roasts better. You just stated a fact. That's not a roast.

When you eat a hot dog raw because you're in a hurry, it's called a quickie

I'll hit you like the domino's guy hits the dough.

I freaked out Mia Khalifa once with my kinky stuff.

The Jaguar F-Pace does it.

The public chat's boring. Hope you won't be boring.

@asad-ali Learn English.

Threw my phone on the bed. It bounced off and the glass cracked. Never gonna do it again.

I'm 95. Would that work for you?