Posts made by Aatank Vardi

@butler1ce Hey, you can enjoy however you want to. I don't make the rules.

@jack-mellon I'm 95. That wasn't a pickup line. And lit? You call that a bad roast? Yo mama probably roasts better. You just stated a fact. That's not a roast.

When you eat a hot dog raw because you're in a hurry, it's called a quickie

I'll hit you like the domino's guy hits the dough.

The Jaguar F-Pace does it.

The public chat's boring. Hope you won't be boring.

@asad-ali Learn English.

Threw my phone on the bed. It bounced off and the glass cracked. Never gonna do it again.

I'm 95. Would that work for you?

To masturbate on chicks hotter than you can date.

You'll put off wrong vibes on the other guy/girl you're flirting on. Unless you wanna ditch your current partner.

I'm so chill, oxygen around me liquefies when I touch it.

Your spouse won't die if you never marry.
Chess, not checkers.

Mine looks like the police department's phone number

I mean, it's very hard to run a family. Especially if you have kids. You can't just crash at home and watch movies all Sunday. Why should I marry if I'm not into interacting much with people? Also, monetarily, being single is on the cheaper side. And you have got the freedom to do anything you want anytime.

1. Ask a hot girl for a quickie, if she denies, rape her.
2. Buy a ticket for Germany and have a go at Nurburgring in a nice rental, probably a McLaren 650S or a Ferrari 458.