worst part is trying to understand women

im loved by the marshmellow ghost, thats why my belly is getting bigger everytime i look down there
;-)

i eat lots of birds, cant fly so far

looks very, um, japanese.

@cjko said in What is the worst thing being a male? :D:

@brujo ooops. Why do you think it is the worst part ?

it takes so much time. and in the end it is all for naught. always😂

@g-a
i dont know proper german grammar, my first language, let alone english. so no worries.
im not the guy to show others their writing errors, but the quote made no sense. so i thought id correct you😂

A kettle for coffee and a bed is all a man needs.
Maybe a toothbrush now and then too😂

id wind them up even more. just for curiosity

@g-a said in Quotes - who else loves quotes! Quotes never cease to amaze - quotes are the best.:

@jessica-mormont

Ein gentleman ist eine Mann, der eine unfaire Handlung auch dann bedauert wenn sie von Erfolg gekrönt war.

English:
A gentleman is a man who never regret an unfair act even if it was successful 😏

Properly translated:
A gemtlan is a man who does regret an unfair act even if it was sucessful.

If the german quote was right in the first place.

Im new
So, now you know!

The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.

one of Terry Pratchets 60000000 quotes

id wind them up even more. just for curiosity

@g-a
i dont know proper german grammar, my first language, let alone english. so no worries.
im not the guy to show others their writing errors, but the quote made no sense. so i thought id correct you😂

@g-a said in Quotes - who else loves quotes! Quotes never cease to amaze - quotes are the best.:

@jessica-mormont

Ein gentleman ist eine Mann, der eine unfaire Handlung auch dann bedauert wenn sie von Erfolg gekrönt war.

English:
A gentleman is a man who never regret an unfair act even if it was successful 😏

Properly translated:
A gemtlan is a man who does regret an unfair act even if it was sucessful.

If the german quote was right in the first place.

@mr-peanut said in Lilli, Deutschland:

@lateralus said in Lilli, Deutschland:

Chat abgebrochen

?????

he said that they lost connection

im great.
you?

A kettle for coffee and a bed is all a man needs.
Maybe a toothbrush now and then too😂

looks very, um, japanese.

@tara-shea said in Posts made by Tara Shea:

@brujo I do moisturize my bald head with lotion every day, that makes it very shiny.

no polishing?

@tara-shea said in Posts made by Tara Shea:

@green-archer What do you mean by saying that, that my shiny head is a mirror

if you polish it to a mirror shine