Best posts made by Brujo

worst part is trying to understand women

im loved by the marshmellow ghost, thats why my belly is getting bigger everytime i look down there
;-)

i eat lots of birds, cant fly so far

looks very, um, japanese.

@cjko said in What is the worst thing being a male? :D:

@brujo ooops. Why do you think it is the worst part ?

it takes so much time. and in the end it is all for naught. always😂

@g-a
i dont know proper german grammar, my first language, let alone english. so no worries.
im not the guy to show others their writing errors, but the quote made no sense. so i thought id correct you😂

A kettle for coffee and a bed is all a man needs.
Maybe a toothbrush now and then too😂

id wind them up even more. just for curiosity

@g-a said in Quotes - who else loves quotes! Quotes never cease to amaze - quotes are the best.:

@jessica-mormont

Ein gentleman ist eine Mann, der eine unfaire Handlung auch dann bedauert wenn sie von Erfolg gekrönt war.

English:
A gentleman is a man who never regret an unfair act even if it was successful 😏

Properly translated:
A gemtlan is a man who does regret an unfair act even if it was sucessful.

If the german quote was right in the first place.

Im new
So, now you know!

watching yourself long enough in the mirror, almost every bodypart is looking funny. besides the ones that are already funny.
like my incredible nose.

Flower which can show you your good and your ugly self:
Salvia divinorum
And it has pretty blossoms too, if thats relevant at all

there was a time when i was worried about my so-called flaws. my hair is looking like roadkill after a long, hot day in the ditch :-). ill never find someone etc....
thats what ive told myself, or something like that. nowadays i dont give a shit about my "flaws" because they are none. ive someone i love, for many years now. but id prefer my ugly hair instead.( joking (i think))
;-)

as long as you mix it with alcohol it should be no problem at all

shouting in a pillow and talking to your mother will help, but sometimes youve to stand up and fight. does not have to be physically :-)

i liked "mindhunter".
real story about profiling and serial killer, sadly only one season so far

@cjko
😜

i climb on trees only with a chainsaw to cut it down😜

@wildwallflower said in Do you ever sit or stand and wonder???:

@brujo noooo 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔

even trees die, sometimes youve to cut them down for safety

@mr-peanut said in Do you ever sit or stand and wonder???:

@brujo well, you got to earn a crust... but what a fun job to have... get paid to climb hehe :)
Friends of mine in the past use to be tree surgeons

i dont do that for a living. but when youve done this once everyone is asking for some help in their gardens. pros take a shitload of money evwn for the smallest trees.i dont have the pro-gear that is needed for the special cases.
so as long as i can climb it i can cut it.