why are we talking "thongs or panties" when we COULD be talking thigh high stockings and lace garter belts?!
uncle_pennybags
@uncle_pennybags
I'm the monopoly guy. There's not much else to say really - you've all hated and loved me at some point, you all know what I stand for:
defending the $$Greeen$$ and spreading unbiased, harsh truths.
PM me for some brutal yet eloquent shutdowns - or, if you do manage to impress me, a tip of the hat from R.U. Pennybags
>>>THE UNCLE_PENNYBAGS HALL OF FAME<<<
so far I've tipped my hat to:
@TheStrangest
@US-poet
Best posts made by uncle_pennybags
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RE: Thongs or panties?
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RE: Does love have a sex? Like a gender?
@BOOTS22 No no no you're doing this all wrong. The REAL question to get the blood flowing is:
is love black, white or asian? -
RE: Your sad/angry song/music?
@rabbitboy listening to sad music in moments of pain and loss DOES help because it mimics the feeling of being understood. Sad music makes you feel like you're not alone suffering, which is a far better therapy than an "uplifting" song (usually achieving exactly the opposite)
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RE: Where is the most beautiful place you have been?
@Adam24 Obviously my hotel on Park Place or Boardwalk. More accurately: the lobby, where I'm enjoying a beautiful glass of Lagavulin Single Malt, neat, as your broke ass is stumbling through the front door.
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RE: What’s your superhero name?
@football_m29 said in What’s your superhero name?:
@thestrangest lmao odious flying jaguar
Like this only more repulsive 😂Your gif-finding skills are OP man... it actually is an odious flying jaguar!
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RE: Your sad/angry song/music?
@Rabbitboy I know this is going to show up on this thread eventually so I might as well go ahead and post the undisputed, single most depression-coping song ever:
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Which is worth more: money or power?
Suppose you had to choose between the two - which would you value more?
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RE: Misinterpretations will lead you to dark places
This hits a little too close to home - how many of us have over-dramatised a missing reply, how many of us could never really expel the doubt that the other person was not "just busy"?
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RE: What is your favorite thing about girls?
dominating personality - guys only get bored with girls who are too shy
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RE: Which is worth more: money or power?
@Bompies If your assessment is correct and nobody cares about one another anymore, then they must care solely about money or themselves.
Which is why they'll question your power immediately if you can't back it with money... I'm with @Willoww on this one
Latest posts made by uncle_pennybags
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RE: Where is the most beautiful place you have been?
@Adam24 Obviously my hotel on Park Place or Boardwalk. More accurately: the lobby, where I'm enjoying a beautiful glass of Lagavulin Single Malt, neat, as your broke ass is stumbling through the front door.
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RE: What three words best describe you?
@Adam24 Ambitious. Narcissistic. Coldhearted.
... jk that's my mask, in truth I'm rather: insecure, anxious, nihilistic.
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RE: Your sad/angry song/music?
@rabbitboy listening to sad music in moments of pain and loss DOES help because it mimics the feeling of being understood. Sad music makes you feel like you're not alone suffering, which is a far better therapy than an "uplifting" song (usually achieving exactly the opposite)
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RE: Your sad/angry song/music?
@Rabbitboy I know this is going to show up on this thread eventually so I might as well go ahead and post the undisputed, single most depression-coping song ever:
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RE: Does love have a sex? Like a gender?
@BOOTS22 No no no you're doing this all wrong. The REAL question to get the blood flowing is:
is love black, white or asian? -
RE: F18 looking for a boyfriend
@TheStrangest My good God finally somebody said it right.
Finally a post which to refer creeps to when you really want them to get the f•cking point.
My hat off, and a pennybag of dollarbills to you, valiant internet knight -
RE: You're asking a girl out. Do you...
@willoww Here's how to fix your constricted view:
"By giving liberty unto thine eyes.
Examine other beauties." - Benvolio (Romeos best buddy in R&J) -
RE: You're asking a girl out. Do you...
@willoww good thought, but don't let those petty obstacles get in your way! Being sexually adventurous and pursuing the weird options (rather than the boring, obvious ones) on purpose makes you learn a LOT about yourself.
As for point B), well, I hear a strong case is bring made for Polyamory once again -
RE: What's your story?
@michaelbaconeggs Always happy to give you the illusion of being a real estate magnate, kind pleb. And I intend to stick around for a loooong time still
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Lucifer is a horrible show
Don't get me wrong: the IDEA was perfect. Fallen angel Lucifer ditches his wings to get a taste of the mortal world and becomes a hot, dominating, nightclub-owning, eloquently speaking, superbly dressed fuckboy.
But then the plot? He's stuck solving boring crimes with boring characters - and the show goes down the drain. Any thoughts @Lucifer_ ?