Write the best ever moive intro...

[Cactus99]

Woosh!!
Dave Runs past. Dave runs fast and faster.
Bang!!! Dave crashed into an old man on the side walk! all though the old man is very hurt Dave kept running. Dave then ran through a group of unenployed women. All the women got injured but Dave kept runining. sweat came on Daves head but he kept on runing. BANG! Dave runs straight through a door.
Ahhhh Dave sighs as he pees in the urinal