Poll: Godzilla's spines. You _would_ just climb up there, though, wouldn't you?

[Indrid Cold]

It always strikes me as WEIRD that in Godzilla films, you never see any kids, or daft lads, or drunk lads, having climbed up his spines to ride along on his back. After all, his tail drags along the ground, and I think there would be plenty of places to get a foothold. And you're not telling me that our lives, and our place in this wonky society, are so important that we wouldn't want to risk them participating in such a CRAZY DRAMATIC EVENT?

Also, what liquor would you sup while you were up there?

[Anastasia Smith]

Probably merlot..

[Indrid Cold]

@Anastasia-Smith Ooooooooo ('la-de-da' noise).