@majesticowl said in Anyone help me with some advice!:
So my friend asked me for advice, he sent me a long message, and I don't know how to reply. I will post it here. Please help
K I'll try hoe
I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
Too bad i already know this joke and recognised it from the 1st line(just skipped to the final line to make sure i was right)
Possibly the government needs to institute some kind of regulatory commission along the lines of the Competition and Markets Authority, making sure that WEIRDOS don't unfairly effect the inflation rate and market stability between normies, lonely people and other internet mentalcase groups.
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