Best Double Meaning Line?

[AlbertoLok]

Hey what is the best double meaning line you can write?
Let me start with 1st line

"Give me your cat/ P****"

[Mr-H]

@albertolok

If it’s true we are what we eat I could be you by morning.

[AlbertoLok]

@mr-h Hahahaha, I will try to keep my brain safe in that case