Posts made by Xavier

@Greymatter im still here XD

@kratos-zuse ahh ok gotchya

@kratos-zuse im not a woman but i can tell u one thing. if a woman is worried about your size she's not worth your time. Honest goodhearted women dont care about size. Everybody's gotta work with what they got, and dude some women like small ones. Don't feel insecure, ppl need to love u for who u are not how u look. :)

@chEEseCakEeeEeE lol

@chEEseCakEeeEeE its called platonic friendship XDDD

@chEEseCakEeeEeE u calling me gay? :triumph:

@Queenie_Bee henlo

@baldshinobi sometimes

@NOBXDY23 I have no way of helping

@kuriousKitty umm that shouldnt be embarassing. Nothing wrong with being a virgin. And when it comes to sex, don't be worried about how itll go, sex is messy, dont worry about it. Just go with the flow. The most intimate thing you can do with your partner is explore your sexuality together, not get online tips and advice.

@mikeJB savage XD

@XxBabyBooxX kat is a bully, just ignore her

bakla ka

Idc if its dirty, dark, or corny. Just make it funny.
Disclaimer: Pick-up lines are for nonintellectual beings of great insignificance. The only practical use for these detestable sayings is for laughs. If you ever intend to use a pickup line on someone out of genuine interest you are pathetic.
Enjoy!
Ps: here's a funny one, "Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
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Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

@Apricot i hate kpop XD

@mikeJB i think u should read through the comments again and you'll find you were wrong :)

@mikeJB ooh grumpy! u need a nap

@Apricot ewwww