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@youkilledmedude

Straight Pride <3

@pe7erpark3r said in Let's start TWScracy:

You know w̸h̷a̸t̴ ̶the nice thing about topics on TWS is? You can just ignore them, if they don't interest you. Apparently t̸̮͌̇͛̀̽h̸͙̖̬͂͑͜i̸͔̞̥̲͚͛̀ş̷͈̟̤̪́̓ ̷̪̗͎͈̇̓͂̾̚͜͝ͅd̷͕̳̝̗̫͎̒o̷̧͔̯͌́̈́̌ę̴̻̩͉͖̰̓ṣ̸̢͎̜͎̾ ̷̛͉̩̭̝̃̋͛͝n̷̟͚̩̗̱͂̓́̽͐̏͜o̸̞͛̈́̐̈́̿͑t̷̘̽̉̿ interest you. And I do not know nor care about how high your IQ is and how fast it is falling (IQ always decreases).

I can't can't can't ignore your sexy posts, Peter. You know it it.

Do you agree with me? I agree with you too. Do you agree with me?
Why are we even arguing? Huh??

Would you kindly rephrase the question, Sir? I cannot parse this string.

Hate is a strong word. I cannot can't hate you, Peter. But is it my fault to be hateful in a situation where

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@Nibba_Nibby Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. You there. Shut the fuck up. No one cares.

I can hear sirens outside. They are coming to take me away. The police are after me for a crime I did not commit.

I'm innocent! I didn't know that she didn't like it rough, I swear! I've had heterosexual sex billions of times, how was I supposed to know?? But nooo, the police are not interested in hearing my side of the story. They only ask questions like "Where is she?" and "Should we search the river?", they never ask questions like "How do you feel?"
They. Are. HETEROPHOBES! Through and throughout!

They.... they are coming up the stairs now. I can hear their filthy chatter, their baseless accusations echoing across the hallways. I won't go down without a fight. I will stand my ground and I will not lose my freedom.
I am a level 34 heterosexual, I have powers beyond their wildest dreams.

Stay strong, my cutiepies. I wish you all lots of SP = Straight Pride <3

@youkilledmedude Uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuh do you believe in God??

@Nibba_Nibby Not trying to be the hero, I don't care about this drama. I just want you to shut the fuck up because you're an annoying little bitch.

@IVAN-V-SINČIĆ "Putin is protecting Syria from American imperialism"

You sound like a whiny left-wing faggot still stuck in the Cold War. You sound like you jerk off to pictures of Ché while waiting for your wife's boyfriend to bring you some soy milk. You. Sound. Weak.

Your side has already lost. Assad is going to get raped with bayonets, just like Gaddafi. Bitch all you want, it won't change the fact that the West always wins and you pussies always lose.

Before you go, I have two questions for you: How are things in Olgino? And would you like a free helicopter ride?

@IVAN-V-SINČIĆ Come over. I want to have sex with you.

Now.

@Algerian-male

@sky1234 Seriously, the amount of time I spend imagining and re-imagining heterosexual scenarios in my head has got to be unhealthy 😵

Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus. In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti.

@belethor I am single for hot chicks, but I also have several girlfriends. I'd like to be married to a woman. I'm very straight 😁

@sky1234 Some people turn straight awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem almost to be born that way. They find dating easier, speak their way into the bedroom faster, finish quicker, kiss longer and, as I say, get laid easier than anyone else in the world. I know, for I'm a heterosexual <3