so are you telling me the admin doesn't care about the convenience of the user or whether we like the updates or not? And the only thing he cares about is how many of us are seeing his "penis enlargement/milf within 5-mile radius" ads? Youre full of shit :angry:

@ashish_
I think about death way too much, I think its a mental sickness.

@your-priya said in You are free to type anything you want.:

@ashish_ i need a friend who can help me when I am horny. Lol

@the-mods said in WHAT IS THIS ATROCITY?!!:

@eucalyptus For the 1st time ever I agree with you 99% of what u said was right 👏👏👏 except for the 1% you're obviously wrong 😏 . TM IS THE HOTTEST ONE AROUND UR JUST A SHADOW OF THE HOT WOMAN I WOULD HAVE BY MY SIDE WHICH WILL BE THE HOTTEST GIRL AROUND TOO 😕 But .. I admit you won by votes 😭😭 and the medal is gone now ☹ . Euca TM sorry to hear that really my condolences 🤝

funniest user award - PROOF

@therisingsun said in ADMIN YOUR UPDATES SUCK AND YOU HAVE NO STYLE:

@sup trying to change tws for the better is like trying to make your poop smell like roses when it freshly exits your asshole

fresh doodoo

@bye69 said in A petition to abolish the MOD system in live chat:

@TalkWithStranger

I've had enough of this shit. This morning was the nth time that I have been banned from Live Chat for no apparent reason. It's as if my mere presence causes an allergic reaction to whoever the mod is.

#F***ing mod abuuse

This is not a joke and I think that your site is becoming non user friendly already. So i vote to abolish the mod system in live chat.

Calling other users who were abused by the mods here. Please comment below this post.

Mods abuse me daily.

ADMIN YOUR UPDATES SUCK AND YOU HAVE NO STYLE @TalkWithStranger

THE NEW TOPICS DESIGN LOOKS AWFUL

• no clear distinction between the topic and the comments.
• The "thread" line in between comments is ugly.
• It was an unnecessary change.
• Let good things be the way they are, focus on the pedos and other problems.
• Stop preying on young boys from your fake accounts

I will get an owl/tortoise or any other miniature animal tattoo

Or when im bold enough ill get a Lord Shiva tattoo

@bye69 said in Do you like tattoos?:

@Aimee why did u ban me in live??

shes a retard

meeeeem
someone on tws has asked this before!

@Peek_A_Boo said in Another average 'how do you say' post.....:

ewww, you spelt meme wrong, grosssss change it to me--em

Do you pay toddlers to draw a beard on your face using sketch pens?
Im looking for work.

(THIS IS AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE TO YOUR BEARD. DO NOT REPLY TO THIS.)

Where there's a will, there's controversy.

@Eucalyptus said in How do u prevent procrastinating?:

So basically, start somewhere small and reward yourself for a job well done, even if it seems like you barely did anything and the pile still seems big! (

The problem with your advice is that the "reward yourself" part lasts 23 hours and 59 minutes for most of us

@Hii33 said in How do u prevent procrastinating?:

@sup
Oh I see, u read "eat that frog" book. I stopped reading it after introduction 😅

Didnt read it either but that was the main idea right? XD

@Janet said in DO NOT GO NEAR THE DOMINANT MALE TURKEY DURING MATING SEASON:

@Shivers @sup can i come too 🥺

boys trip :bearded_person_light_skin_tone: :bearded_person_medium-dark_skin_tone: :bearded_person_medium-light_skin_tone: :blond-haired_man_light_skin_tone:

@Shivers said in DO NOT GO NEAR THE DOMINANT MALE TURKEY DURING MATING SEASON:

I wanna go to turkey and have some turkey.🍽️

Ill come with you

@Hii33 said in How do u prevent procrastinating?:

And did u find way to prevent it?

I follow two ways:

1) EAT THE UGLIEST FROG FIRST (Do the most draining/difficult task first)
2) IF SOMETHING TAKES LESS THAN 5 MINUTES, DO IT INSTANTLY (Giving someone a call back/replying to an email)

No more gaymes! please guys. Just accept youre all gay.

@Janet said in Ok no more games. I'm so done with his jokes:

None that you know about but I can almost guarantee you have a gay friend that you don't know about. :)) (or bi)

AMERICAN : THINKS EVERYBODY IS GAY

Would you rather eat a turkey or go to turkey or eat a turkey in turkey?

OR

Get raped by the dominant male turkey during mating season?

Piece of advice kids : Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season. - Dwight Shrute