@im-a-bae Natalie Dormer is bae.

Seriously she is so smexy ... :confounded: :confounded:

Sighs & drools staring at perfection 💖💖💖

• Money talks.
  All it ever says to me is "Goodbye."

• Yes daddy, put it in me...

• I just love going down on you :smirk:

• Who the fuck is Robin hood and why do you keep giving me away to him ?

• In ..
  out ...
  make up your mind & screw me already ...
  y u do this everytime ?

• Who is that other account you're seeing? :joy:

• "Bitch we've been through this.
  Declined."

• ....feed....me.....I hunger

• This divorce is going to hurt me just as bad as you.

@zazzles You killed my Auntie . :sob: :sob: :sob:

..just kidding ,I'm glad you offed her ...she was a fucking bish .
She was always poking her nose wherever she could.
No sense of privacy that one...
Smh

She needed a drop kick.

No a Falcon kick!

& a fuckin suplex city while we're at it

& an additional 360 no scope scissor leg lock for good measure too. :joy_cat: :joy_cat: :grin:

Please feel no guilt ...Lizards are my retarded cousins.

A superior breed of a specimen like moi should not have to suffer ignominiously by being clumped with my mentally challenged ones .

Their demise helps me sleep.

Thank you for helping me sleep at night @Zazzles ,you're very kind. :sleeping: :joy:

...Lol ,I sometimes leave food for the lizards to eat .
I keep things clean & don't like dirt ,so need to leave things specifically so they don't starve...

We're homies !!
They are my insurance against Spiders ..
I seriously hate spiders ..They give me the Hibbijibbies. :relieved:

Congratulations Judy.
You have my best wishes on your endeavour !!!

I support you whole heartedly my smexy Zoophile friend. :heart_eyes:

Ummm is it weird that even though I never saw Bi on your bio ,in my mind you've always been so ?
...lol i cant explain it but to me you've always been part of the LGBT .

Like ,I knew you were not completely straight but i just cant explain why ...weird but it feels as if you were meant to be so..Not boring ass like us but rather extraordinary ,A class of your own ... :relaxed: :relaxed:

..Lol ignore my ramblings ..I havent slept in a long time.

Anyway , to me It doesnt matter what someones orientation is but rather how that person is
..& you my friend are a ray of sunshine & a bright spot among people.
That's all that matters ,screw detractors .. Papa Reptile believes in you . :relaxed:

SmashMouth

@batman Nice Try Satan ...trying to make us not believe in God.

But I'm a True Believer !!
...you cannot shake my faith in the Spaghetti Monster !! :relaxed: :pray:

Besides what's not to like ?

Runs fingers seductively through chesthair
winks

Runs dorito dust stained hands through greasy, sweaty hair after finishing a 5 hour long League of Legends session.
..............................................Mom and Dad, hope I'm making u 2 proud.

Runs hands through mountain dew soaked, sweaty, oily neckbeard while adjusting fedora on head.

Looks at mirror

Fedora. Goatee. Japanese sword. Hairy chest.
P.S. : forgot the "only God can judge me" chest tattoo :relaxed:

:joy: :joy: :joy: :grimacing: :grimacing:

..please dont make me write anymore ...that description was disgusting. :white_frowning_face:
Just accept my love ,mi lovely. :kissing_heart:

...Huh, I scared you away, interesting.

@wtfjudith said

@stranger_danger

I refuse ffs!

I REFUSE YOUR REFUSAL.💖💖💖💖

@wtfjudith said in ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (this title is absolutely not relevant to the content of this post):

@stranger_danger well then

I OBJECT

I OBJECT YOUR OBJECTION.

@wtfjudith said

I strongly oppose to this -_-

I OPPOSE YOUR OPPOSITION.

@brown-nigger-man I know Right ??

..told you that the Replay-ability value of it is just insane. :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:

@wtfjudith said

@stranger_danger
And wtf is that signature!? I liked the old one :( it was funny and didn’t involve me in it XD

I'm tired of denying my love for you.

There can be none other than a Zoophile for a Horny Reptile. :heart_eyes:

Caress me mi lovely ..ignite my passions. :kissing_heart:
Lmao ..lol ..i cant continue ..it's so funny. :joy: :joy: :open_mouth: :kissing_heart:

@wtfjudith said in ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (this title is absolutely not relevant to the content of this post):

@stranger_danger said in ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (this title is absolutely not relevant to the content of this post):

I performed the holy Indian ritual of dipping in Ganges and got my virginity back. :pray: :pray:

AHA! More information has been revealed on your identity Reptileboy! You’re Indian! 😃

...just because I know things ,you group me in a nation
....so why didnt you put me as an American when i gave you that data ...Hmm suspicious

I didnt know you were such classist Judy.
*Smh.
:joy: :joy: :stuck_out_tongue:

...you learn something new every day.

I'm a globe trotter.
spreads his arms
I consider the whole world my home.

And the answer is .....approximately <0.3% for females, and <1.2% for males in the US
will die a virgin.

The CDC National Survey of Family Growth has lifetime sexual partners data for sampled male and females in the combined data years 2002 + 2006-2008 (see pg 16-17, table 1-2).

Using the "never had sexual contact with the opposite sex" numbers, yOu can plot the % of people with no reported sexual contact by age group. :relaxed: :relaxed:

There i did your work for you ,you lazy Bum @WtfJudith .:pouting_cat: :joy_cat: :joy_cat:

I'm virgin like Richard Branson.

If you ask me Are you a virgin ?

I would have to say , No I am not. Life fucked me hard.

& sorry but Did you just ask me if I was VIRGIN?
Bitch, I am Batman!!!

& if you ask if it's a person ...well..

Kiss and Tell, a true gentleman does never. :relaxed:

I can neither confirm nor deny that...
I fucked the Queen of England.
It is a matter of National Security, I am not at liberty to state that.
I am bound by the confidentiality clause.

Besides Aren't we all Virgins to true love ? :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:
I performed the holy Indian ritual of dipping in Ganges and got my virginity back. :pray: :pray:

@wtfjudith said in THIS ONE'S FOR "THE COOL PEOPLE":

@willow the thing is that deep down, we’re all children, even admin XD

I resent that accusation.

I'm not a child
...I'm a baby !!

I need a mommy ..a sugar mommy.
Please adopt me some rich girl .

Poors piss off .

@willow said

Then apologize. The kind of apology where you shove your pride up your ass and do a real good sorry

• ...that's mighty Difficult ...Here's How most people do if told to apologize

1. Rationalize how it's not their fault.
2. Flip it on the other person as being too demanding, selfish, or sensitive.
3. Deny being a narcissist.
4. Demand an apology for the personal attack, becoming increasingly upset until they get it.

I can confirm tho...a good apology really works .
But only if it's not a pretext to excuses

• Here I'll even write the steps for a good apology ...in case anyone needs it:

1. Acknowledge how your action affected the other person
2. Say sorry
3. Explain What you did.
4. Explain Why you did it.
5. Optional extra sorry
6. Describe how you're going to fix the problem or how you're going to make sure it won't happen again.

If you would explain why it happened before acknowledging how it affected the other person and without saying sorry first THAT would be like an excuse of your actions.

Now hope the other side thinks you're not really a bad person, but just a meathead. :relaxed: :relaxed:

you know Connor "an android detective" fictional character from the game
Detroit become human? you guys know that?

@brown-nigger-man Yeah How can i not ..
He was on the forefront on every Detroit trailer.

& especially that Rooftop Mexican Standoff was real heart-pounding.

@wtfjudith said

Swat those Bugs !!

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