What would you rather say to someone?

"I ate this chocolate and it tasted really bad"
Or
"I ate this shit and it tasted really good"

One option can make you really sick.
The other just tastes really bad.
Chocolate it is !!

Congratulations You Big goat !!

ummm bout dat... being like my own family. part

..well shit...
I'have been friendzoned so hard ,I've gotten inside the mythical Family Zone....truly there is no rescue from this.

Wait a moment tho !!!

Umm ,so do you like...subscribe to the faith "Incest is Wincest" ? ,
if so i would love to have you as my family. :kissing_heart:
Come to mi arms ,mi lovely !!

I already know you reaction after reading dat ,so allow me to include the response gif too
:joy: :joy:

There's only one way I like my cereals. :point_right: :ok_hand: :point_left:

As for @WtfJudith ,that filthy Zoophile will like dis.
she got a boner for the tiger. :joy: :joy:

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday dear Nate !!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOO YOOOUUUUU! ! ! !

Congratulations on going 13,148 Days without dying even once!
That's your new high score!

Level 36!!
Still got a lot more grinding to do .
More party members are gonna join you in your quest.

Go hug a tree or a Mountain lion as proof your manliness. 😜

Haven't really got any wisdom to share since I'm younger than you but Happy B-Day from halfway around the world!

SHE JUST CALLED YOU ANCIENT

He's not old ..he's forever young at heart. :smile:
Decency is ageless..:kissing_heart:
HAVE A GREAT ONE NATE !!

i thinks your just bein asking fo troublez.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is the type of thing a grammar Nazi will not put up with.

Few is gunna join , There all going to be their with they're friends.

Hmm, look like, Its really hard to type something purposely to anger a grammer nazi.

Wat chu mean, da only nazis I be knowing be dead son, best believe

...Nuuh mistah !! They be live n well ,mistah !!
Daey jst shafted their bse of oprtions onlin.

Gud hvens Ladie ...

wishing this thread had never happened, the urge to drink nonetheless seems inappropriate for this early hour.

I have as much interest in doing GSP as you do in using your brain to ask an intelligent question "How long does it take to calculate an infinite equation ?"

Give a man a mask and he will show his true face.
I regret Nothing. :joy: :joy:

@wtfjudith OHH ..SHIT !!!

Ummm ..on 2nd thought.
I have STD's ....
I'm in abstinence now.

Umm ,ok its been a real pleasure ...but seeyabye!!!

@wtfjudith said in Question for the public 😀:

but I’m actually surprised that 13 of them think I’m always right 😂

Love is blind. :lips: :kissing_heart:

throws up in mouth
:joy: :joy:

@wtfjudith

Judy ,you will ship me with a dog if it stroked your fancy.
Not sure i wanna take romantic advice from you.

..but in this case ,you're dang right.

@IM-BORED
Cum out ,cum out :smirk: wherever you are.
Daddy wants his boy-toy :joy: :joy:

@stranger_danger woah woah big mistake woah.........woah

@im-bored ..calm down hunny bunny.
Love knows no boundaries , love conquers all . :heart_eyes:

Come to mi arms ,mi lovely !!! :kissing_heart:

if you could be famous, do you want people known you as what?

A picture of my d**k started doing the rounds and no one could believe how beautiful it is.
It'd be all over the news and you'd hear people talking about it in the street;

'Damn, you seen that c**k on the news?'

'Oh yeah Bri, Its pretty as fuck.'

'I know Dave, so good looking'.

And then I'd come forward to reveal its mine and everyone would clap and President Bobby would give me a trillion dollars. $$$ :yum:

Oh look! Its Sir big-ding-a-dong, the guy that plays beer pong with his foot-long . :smirk: :smirk:
Oh hes so handsome!

Also the First guy to visit Uranus .
(read that slowly Uranus... Ur-anus .. your anus :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: :joy: )

P.S. - all i said is a joke
Reptile slithers away to avoid Righteous Feminine Wrath. :fearful: :runner:

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET IMBORED(ME) IN REAL LIFE?

Lose my virginity. :ok_hand:
We will fall in love and get married, :ring: :two_men_holding_hands:

You all will be invited to our anniversary . :man_dancing:

P.S. : also planning to have baby together :man-man-boy:

P.P.S. : will die of AIDS because of the ocean of STD's IMBORED is overflowing with. Dude ....watch where you dock your ports . :skull_and_crossbones: :ghost: :joy:

@zazzles

@zazzles said in Dusk till down 💎🎂:

@ragnar I'm a drug dealer 😂

Ummm ,.like can I join ?

I is poor.
I is bankrupt.
I is wanting money.
I is going to streetwalk.
I is going to prepare my anus ...

@Zazzles ,please allow me to join your gang...you can be my pimp. :joy: :joy:

All hail the new King.

Have mercy upon us Lord Rag.

We are yours to command.
We await you on bended knees.

This is great. :relaxed:

My 2 favorite people in 1 frame. :heart_eyes: :v: :eye:

@WtfJudith I fall in neither category .... I just jam it in my soup hole. :kissing_heart: :smirk: :smirk:

@layla What if both An Englishman & an Chinese saw this question & answered ?

In English, you "eat" soup.
In Chinese, you 喝(drink) soup.

..the catfight that would ensue :relieved: :joy:

Anyways ,You eat the solid in soup & drink the broth.

& If a soup is thick enough that you have to chew I'd call it a stew.

There reaches a certain consistency that what was once a drink is now a soup. It is this most precarious of thresholds that dictates whether the food is eaten or drunken.

Best just to sup on soup . :joy:

I hate myself.....

..but I love you,
my Irish Queen. :relaxed:
& totally ,absolutely ,200% not for that leprechaun gold :lying_face: :lying_face:

...so many people here do ,
you've captured so many hearts & minds .

So short a time you were here,so much effect you've had :hugging_face: :hugging_face:

@spoofer He's just that awesome.
...all hail Satan. :pray: :pray:

THIS IS SO YOU @IM-BORED !!!

:relaxed:

Lol ,the poem is as dynamic & Quirky as you are ,it perfectly matches you :smiley: :smiley: ...Great job mah dude .

..seriously ,I'm impressed. :+1: :+1:

@sup that is the most accurate Depiction of judy ,that I've ever seen.
..She's the Orca & the rest of us are the little Pingu's.

..All HAIL Queen Judith.
Long may she reign. :joy: :joy: