Best posts made by sarah_the_magpie

@AdityaSinghhR
A: because you're on TWS. everyone on this site is either single or about to be single
Q: what’s your favorite kind of potato?

@mocker
11. because 90% of all topics posted here are made by either bots or horny people

@noonesavesyou
please don't say "sugar baby". use a more neutral term, like "glucose infant"

@Scarlett-Chalumbila
i've never been to africa, but i've seen a lot of documentaries and read a lot about it. beautiful landscapes, wonderful cultures and great music :D i feel like africa as a whole has a lot of potential to develop into something truly amazing

also, i think that pre-colonial african history is absolutely fascinating, and should be spoken about more. things like the yoruban city-states, ancient egypt and the medieval empires of mali & ethiopia were a lot of fun to learn about

too late ;)))))))))

@Algerian-male
it's more of a question of logistics. you can't really date someone who lives thousands of miles from you

@DIVine

@Scottish
ooh, that's an easy question! i'd choose this tune for my funeral:

i know it sounds like the most depressing song in the world, but funerals are pretty sad events, so it would probably be fine lol

@Nia-Rox
for me, the most devastating thing to lose would be my mind. to end up completely insane or to lose all of my memories/knowledge would definitely be a fate worse than death. reading about things like alzheimer's or schizophrenia scares the crap out of me lol

@Happy_Pills
ok daddy

@mikeJB
as the OP already said, no one forced you to comment on this thread. you can keep your cranky boomer opinions to yourself

@Equinox
are guys even real?

@Equinox
shh, it's a secret~

@Heyyy21
what's your shoe size?

@Indrid-Cold
i usually get my souls from the bargain bin. saves you a lot of money in the long run!

@Fappy_Pills
very sleepy, but otherwise fine

@riagan
i know how you feel, i was a teenage social outcast too. it sucks when ppl don't understand you. sucks even harder when they try to put you down for being different & being a shy introvert.

you just have to embrace who you are. don't pretend to be someone else, just love the person that you truly are. confidence & happiness will surely follow :)

i mean, who even cares what other ppl think?

@Eucalyptus
gosh, there are so many movies i could list

her and amélie are my all-time favorites tho. they're both very lovely & sweet

@KahinaBibiJ
two bottles of wine every night? yeah, that might be a problem. alcohol usually causes more problems than it solves