Posts made by Rompipalle

It's ok but what real m8s do is a charge of the light brigade every weekend.

Yes, CEO of big chicken here. Oh wait none of you are invited. Bye.

Yes but also heaven

Everything after 1740 was a waste of time, change my mind.

@Indrid-Cold ee dunt like to work dus ee

Thanks for introducing that 2nd photo to my life.

@Indrid-Cold Also not talk to him at all.

Neither, just administer basic nutrients.

@Indrid-Cold not sure. how do you think he keeps his trim figure?

If he gives us 2s on them

If you're reading this Todd from primary school, that's where you're going u little scrub.

I'm not sure I've ever heard anyone referring to a dog licking its balls as cute, but I'll try this line in court anyway ty.

SCAG--ED

The fourth Industrial revolution. I might just spin round on an office chair many many times.

The 3 kings would've said 'rite guess u wnt be needing these then u spoilt litl scrub', and he wouldn't have smelled nice, or have any bling, so nobody would have listened to him. The Romans wouldn't have been scared of him so he'd end up at his mum's playing xbox and eating potato smileys with beans for the rest of his days.

'keen maccys lad

No cause my dad would close the portal back to the present.

Pretending liking all the stuff basically 100% of everyone else likes for more or less the same reasons is somehow an inexorable part of my individuality. Playing up the most mundane interests as if they're irrefutable proof I'm a zany, edgy but also grounded guy. I won't explicitly ask for anyone's attention but if I act sassy and try to remind them that I'm so self assured, maybe in misguided respect or admiration they'll respond to the cheap bait I leave on many many posts I use to promote myself under the guise of discussing serious topics where I can use other people's authority to bolster my moral righteousness or 'exciting posts' where I can pretend I give a damn about anyone else's feelings and sate their insecurities to maintain a constant narrative of my concerns for communal wellbeing, and to have a degree of power that helps me ignore my own weakness. Ok maybe I just get obsessed over how self indulgent people are or the online personas they attempt to present... Which is in itself pretty self indulgent. Ah that's it, my favourite thing is catch 22! (P.S this is not an attack on you Janet, I know you don't fit the above. Just an old man's ramblings).