Posts made by Rompipalle

I hate to say it but sometimes I worry you don't take this site very seriously.


NOBODY TOLD ME

. same

mojama. ,

The tree made a fine photobomb attempt there.

Would you prefer to date a 16ft, extremely well proportioned, fairly handsome man who works hard but his favourite hobby is being rude to shopworkers and waitstaff and 1 in every 3 of his responses is extremely hostile or would you prefer to date a 5'2 man who resembles a beetle with the face of a bag of smashed crabs who is extremely charming and somewhat telepathic?

Also while you're here, on a first date would you rather have a) a 50p bar of euro shopper chocolate in a disused industrial estate or b) a bag of space raiders in a landfill site?

@ed909 Ye sorry about that. There really was a shocking amount of dust in that room though.

I was once spit roasting some hikers (in all senses of the term) over a fire when a small deer ran round the corner and kicked me between the legs. This is a fairly normal occurrence but just as I was about to serve the meal so to speak my best m8 returned from his widdle with a couple of officers so not only do I now have to share a cell with the witness (who likes to pull the look I had on my face to other inmates as revenge for the time I ate his pudding when he went to the toilet) but my shame has been immortalised in the soon to be old men of the village.

big booti

It's ok son.

Tell her the just drink woman's coming round to fuck her up.

@sup let's talk statins*

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I will never extend my religious tolerance to Sinead O Connor again.

@Aimeee You're digging yourself deeper. shakes head

@Aimeee they're nae reptiles, dinnae have scales, they're amphibians. As a Frenchman I'm offended by your lack of seriousness on this topic.