Posts made by NutellaBigGoat

I raped myself

If I were a boy,
I could pee standing.
I could grow taller.
I could woo girls.
I could watch my dick forever.
I dont need to maintain a long hair.
I DONOT HAVE TO GO THROUGH MOOD SWINGS.
I DONOT HAVE TO GO THROUGH PMS.
I DONOT HAVE TO BLEED.
PERHAPS
MY VAGINA DOESNT HAVE TO
I could do whatever I want. (Lol)
I could use a hose to pee.
I could avoid wearing bras.
Things were so simple, If I were a boy.
Iam just wondering.
But yes, being a girl is a bliss too.
I dont know why Iam even posting.
Meh.

@YoursBucky To avoid such situations, I usually wear a plastic bag over my head. So it appears blurred. You can try it too.
And most of the times I keep my telly switched off.
Or I wear sunglasses that are painted blue.
Or maybe put some popcorn in my eyes.
Or blindfold myself. I like blindfolding myself and finding myself blind folded.
Oh shit Iam lonely.
I pity myself.

@yoursbucky Every time I try to watch something on the television, a condom advertisement pops in. And there is a silence which seems to be forever. I pretend to not know anything (like oh wow is that a chocolate advertisement?).

@Spoofer why do you even exist?

@spoofer Haha in that case, you should be banned, you little piece of fucking fucking goat shit

@us-poet Oh alright
But do keep in touch

@kimmy159 Hail Kimmy! Hail Kim

@evan-elderson Hail Evan! Hail daddie

@g-a You dont look Indonesian

@ragnar OMG thats my grandpa

@moisturbation I cannot keep you out. You deserve the award

@rendezvous said in TWS MOTHERPUKING AWARDS:

@spoofer Lmao when will you stop copying insults from Dorian.
Come up with some of your own.

EXACTLY. Good luck

@spoofer I appreciate your thoughts.If you're tryna be a troller, then get this straight, TROLLERS DONT GET HIGH.
Anyway you seem like a piece of goat shit

@spoofer oh honey. You talking bout blood drunk?😂 oh no goddamit you shouldn't have taken his name honey

@spoofer Could you translate this in engrish? Just wondering how it sounds.

@spoofer Iam sorry. I dont understand engrish. I assume thats a new language. Never heard of it

@spoofer engrish is hard

@sup lmao

@rendezvous