**A tall, dark, handsome young refrigerator repairman comes to the door while I'm IN THE SHOWER!

I shout "Just a minute!" Panicking, I open the door dripping wet in a towel "Oh! I didn't expect you to come so quickly!" (Not the first time I've said that)

I let him in, and TRAGICALLY, that is where my story ends.

HIGHLIGHT OF MY PLAGUE SO FAR**

**A tall, dark, handsome young refrigerator repairman comes to the door while I'm IN THE SHOWER!

I shout "Just a minute!" Panicking, I open the door dripping wet in a towel "Oh! I didn't expect you to come so quickly!" (Not the first time I've said that)

I let him in, and TRAGICALLY, that is where my story ends.

HIGHLIGHT OF MY PLAGUE SO FAR**