Best posts made by Jeff9998

Congo to me. I just hit 1k reputation
Thanks to @Bucky-2-0 who upvoted 70+posts of mine. And Thanks to y'all who has upvoted my posts
Honourable mention to all my followers

If you post transphobic memes I will unfriend you.
If you post racist memes I will unfriend you.
If you post homophobic memes I will unfriend you. ️
If you post sexist memes I will unfriend you.
If you post islamophobic‍️‍️🧨memes I will unfriend you.
If you post xenophobic memes I will unfriend you. ‍️
If you post ableist ️memes I will unfriend you.
If you post victim blaming memes I will unfriend you.
If you post anti-SW memes I will unfriend you.
If you post bigoted jokes or opinions of any sort I. Will. Unfriend. You. Without prejudice ️ without hesitation.
I don't care that you're "jUsT A shItPOstEr" or that I'm "a SeNsItiVE SnoWfLAke.️" Too many people have fought for too long, and too hard🧱 for some asshole on the internet to invalidate their experiences, their identity and their lives in the name of "humor." This world is awful 🦹‍️‍️enough as it is. I want my timeline to be free from negativity ️and hate.️

I bet you've been wrong for your whole life. Bob and Vagene aren't what you think they are
Myth-bob=b**b and vagene=vàgina
This is utterly wrong.
So Ujjwal, What really do Bob and vagene mean?
VAGENE -->Note that it sounds like "वजन"and it is indeed "वजन" aka "weight"in Hindi
SO VAGENE IS WEIGHT

BOB--->Bob is a bank here (in India)
BOB(Bank of Baroda)
SO BOB IS A BANK
I bet you didn't know that before until now

I have been frustrated with things (ie high school and shit) for like a year.
But since last week i am feeling a strong urge to cry every night (but can't).btw, I feel normal during daytime

If you got $100mn(in cash) illegally, how'd you launder that money (ie spend it without letting the authorities suspect you)?

Here's my list :-
1:- @TheRisingSun -she's my fiancée
2:- @WtfJudith :- she is crazy as fk
3:- me- LoL, i love myself

I have a math fetish. Nothing makes me hornier than calculus and statistics. This makes math class hard for me because I have to sit through the whole class with no way to relieve my urges. Instead of pórn, I jêrk off to my math textbook and my parents have noticed. They wish I would just watch pórn like a normal child but I can't get off without thinking about math. My girlfriend left me because I would shout mathematical formulas during sêx. This came to its worst today when my calc and stats teachers were having a discussion of the calculus of the normal curve and I had to excuse myself to the bathroom because I just couldn't handle it. It's ruining my education and my life.
That was my fetish
What's your weird fetish?

@99mbd , I'm confused between @Willow and @WtfJudith

@robthehood
That was a good read

I just want upvotes

@Katherinee finally he's legal to watch pôrn

R- Respect
A- All
P-People
E- Equally

Wbu guys? Do u love to rape?

@Jimmy1708 full homo

@Katherinee Even though i don't know her, but still happy bday to her

@DIV yes
I too despise racism and resists

i guess most of em left ;_;

@zoob i lost 200 upvotes, and my 69th follower

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