Posts made by empty292929292

YOU FELL FOR IT YOU FOOL! YOU THOUGHT IT WAS JONATHAN'S FAULT?
BUT IT WAS HIM
DIO!!

@ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ OIIII ITS DEAD

@ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ rhinoceros beetle

there's no hope anymore since lego bespin guard died
:((

OH NO, HOLY SHIT!!

You should ask Morf to find her back, because MORF IS STRAIGHT

@ShayThatBae.html you're completely right

USE CODE "SHAYTHATBAE" TO GET 50% ON THE DIET DUMB FUCK JUICE TO DIE DUMBER but in good health.

not for children under 3 years or any individuals who have a tendency to place inedible objects in their mouth

my collaboration has been appreciated :()

@ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Y is a consonant, a letter in the alphabet!!

@ShayThatBae i guess they never miss, huh

This is RuptureFarms.
They say it's the biggest meat-processing plant on Oddworld.
I used to work here, Well, I was really a slave, like all the others.
That’s me! My name is Abe!
I was employee of the year. Now, I’m dead meat.
I cross the meanest boss in the world:
Molluck the Glukkon.
My whole life has changed in just one day.
I was working late one night at Rupture Farms...
We used to make Meech Munchies, until the Meeches were through.
We still made Paramite Pies, and we made some good Scrab Cakes too!
I thought I had a good job, but that was before I knew.
How we'd make New and Tasty, I was still to find,
The truth, it turned out, now that would blow my mind.
The Glukkons were scared, 'cause profits were grim.
Paramites and Scrabs, had been turning up thin.
But Molluck was cool, he had a plan.
This new kind of meat?
IT WAS US!
I just had to escape, I just had to be free,
and I didn’t even know I had a destiny.
So...
GET ME OUTTA HERE!
I had just got past those Slogs, when the strangest thing I saw.
A big moon was before me, and its face was my paw.
Then I fell down a cliff and smashed my head.
When some Big Face appeared, and said I was dead.
Said our land was changing, was imbalanced as best.
He told me my fate was to rescue the rest.
For Paramites and Scrabs had been sacred once,
That was before RuptureFarms turned them into lunch.
And they live in temples, and that's where they still nest.
And facing these creatures, that was my test.

it looks like the history of the entire world...
i guess

@ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ This is RuptureFarms.
They say it's the biggest meat-processing plant on Oddworld.
I used to work here, Well, I was really a slave, like all the others.
That’s me! My name is Abe!
I was employee of the year. Now, I’m dead meat.
I cross the meanest boss in the world:
Molluck the Glukkon.
My whole life has changed in just one day.
I was working late one night at Rupture Farms...
We used to make Meech Munchies, until the Meeches were through.
We still made Paramite Pies, and we made some good Scrab Cakes too!
I thought I had a good job, but that was before I knew.
How we'd make New and Tasty, I was still to find,
The truth, it turned out, now that would blow my mind.
The Glukkons were scared, 'cause profits were grim.
Paramites and Scrabs, had been turning up thin.
But Molluck was cool, he had a plan.
This new kind of meat?
IT WAS US!
I just had to escape, I just had to be free,
and I didn’t even know I had a destiny.
So...
GET ME OUTTA HERE!
I had just got past those Slogs, when the strangest thing I saw.
A big moon was before me, and its face was my paw.
Then I fell down a cliff and smashed my head.
When some Big Face appeared, and said I was dead.
Said our land was changing, was imbalanced as best.
He told me my fate was to rescue the rest.
For Paramites and Scrabs had been sacred once,
That was before RuptureFarms turned them into lunch.
And they live in temples, and that's where they still nest.
And facing these creatures, that was my test.

@Max256 to liam

because random was employee of the year, but now he's dead meat

random hates rupin