Sorry, that was my best pickup line
Message me your favorite, I need to add more to my arsenal

@willoww My name is Ashley Jensen and I have an obsession with learning to write with my toes haha

Hey everyone! I’m new here and this community is so amazing! ...for the most part haha. I’m taking a small break (for the Eve of course) so I’d like to wish everyone a Happy New Years! I know, some of you might not care, but still haha. See you in the new year TWS ️

@willoww so far I’ve managed to write a lopsided “o”

@iggy lol, well I’m not saying I don’t haha

@willoww of course, we can beat them up together

@willoww better square up Leo

@leo_sihra I do what I want, I’m leaving haha

I’m 5’6” but for you non Americans I’m 170cm haha

@cucumber CAN WE GET THIS TO TRENDING

@bushmurry thank you! I’m looking forward to what happens next

@willoww we’re college friends!

@jaxvsv I know where you live Jax

@leo_sihra I do what I want, I’m leaving haha

@willoww better square up Leo

@jaxvsv shush, you know I’m great

@willoww of course, we can beat them up together

@willoww I’ll miss you ️

@willoww it’s amazing, he still has his old posts up

Hey everyone. So for some personal reasons that I’d rather not delve into, I am saying goodbye to TWS for a bit. Some of you have been absolutely wonderful. All you trolls on the “horny 4 gurls” posts, thank you for your comments. All my friends that I chat with, thank you for lighting my day. And special thanks to the best person on this site... (stupid drum roll)... well @Willoww of course. You’ve been an amazing person ... oh and everyone else is cool too haha. I’ll be deleting my account at the end of the day (California time). I wish you all the best of luck! See ya in another life