Best posts made by Creed Bratton

I have about five crushes on TWS, They are @NOUSERNAME, a bit of @NOUSERNAME, I also have a crush on @NOUSERNAME, and @NOUSERNAME, and last but the best @NOUSERNAME.

Listen here my sweet, No matter what happens, whatever the circumstances, I'll always be there for you. Tell me what ails you and I'll try my best to lift your spirits and bury your sadness.
Love and Peace.

Imagine that the whole time you've lived in this world is only a dream and after death you wake up as a child. How would you cope with this situation if it was to be true.

When I see people fanboy/girling someone obnoxiously. And loving and devoting their life to someone who they are never going to get instead of loving themselves, I get irritated, Very irritated.

@paypalboi Kill a person or two or rob a bank. I don't know! Go wild!

Ever had a good friend who abandoned you forever?

@maddragon Kill 5 people then...

Frankly speaking, I don't "watch" stuff to build character. I do it.

@emily I am not cruel. I am real. I am the true darkness of this world. This temporary place of existence. I am here to free you of your pain and let you start your journey towards eternal life.

@Ttb is the most cutest person.

jamcure, iamthejam, hmmm what's better @jamjam ?

I vote for @jamjam. He's a very very good boi. He's so good that he'll smack yo girl and you wouldn't even dare to doubt him.

@kanuna Try to look at some juicy booties. Or some dripping pussies. You might start getting a boner or two. Otherwise death is always an option you know.
Thanks for sharing your problem!

How can I...
WIPE ME ARSE WHEN I DON'T SEE NO TOILET PAPER ANYWHERE IN THE GOSH DARN BATHROOM AND THE NEXT MOMENT I LOOK AWAY AND SEE MY LITTLE BROTHER WITH IT IN HIS HANDS WAVING IT AT ME, SAYING "OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU"?

@kanuna Well then Bon voyage!
Save a safe flight to hell

@void Fill your void with someone, someone you care about or someone you like. Express your feelings. Don't hesitate. And every single day you'll feel more human.
Stop watching these things and watch pr0n instead.