@willow said in [SUCK MY IMAGINARY LARGE DICK](/post/134481):
> @batman *smh, so are you rejecting me?*
I am rejecting myself,
for being unworthy of The Caprisun Queen.
@willow said in [SUCK MY IMAGINARY LARGE DICK](/post/134481):
> @batman *smh, so are you rejecting me?*
I am rejecting myself,
for being unworthy of The Caprisun Queen.
Since he considers Canada enemy,
Mexico will pay for his birthday cake this year.
Make birthday wishes great again!
@nutellabiggoat said in [Make a choice,beard or no beard 🤔](/post/133453):
> @batman Does this apply only for the beard? 🙈
It applies to haircuts as well i guess,
Deadpool 2 spoiler
:arrow_down:
You should keep long hair.
@sup said in TWS points giveaway.:
How do you know all this genius?
I had a relatively new account yesterday.
And I had curiosity to find "How stuff worked".
With both of them with me,
finding patterns that governed the points system,
was a piece of cake.
@adam2101 said in Is there a difference between Intelligence and Knowledge?:
@batman Two people finish a given task, Person 1 takes 2 min, Person 2 takes 2 hours. What can we comment their individual intelligence?
If A and B are given the same task,
and B is delayed because of his inability to figure out a proper
or a faster solution to the task,
then we can infer that A is more intelligent than B.
However if B was delayed due to his laziness,
then we can definitely infer that B is a douche.
@liliputian said in [Quotes from movies](/post/133053):
> @Batman--how did u do the css/html styling?
I use code blocks,
write anything as
three times ----> '~'
your content
three times ----> '~'
And it becomes a code block.
Only problem is code blocks have limited space,
and you don't want users to scroll to read what you have written.
So you have to write in small paragraphs.
@brown-nigger-man said in [Judith is a monster\!](/post/126322):
> thats cyberbullying.....shame on you azriel and batman.
Batman never bullies.
I stated a fact from a 2009 movie.
I also made it clear judith is not a monster.
@imbored needs to correct his data and reevaluate his comment.
@adam2101 said in Is there a difference between Intelligence and Knowledge?:
@batman I was just wondering because in your first reply, there was no mention of time.
Off on a tangent, do you think given two people can we ever say 'A is more intelligent than B' or is it task specific?
Its not about the time,
but about efficient use of knowledge
and tools available to him.
If a person is unable to complete a certain task,
in an efficient manner,
questions can be raised about his Intelligence.
@stranger_danger
I found this version on Cyanide and Happiness.
“Johnny and Marissa, sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes love, then comes marriage.
Then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage.
Then comes blame,
then comes despair.
Two hearts damaged beyond repair...
Johnny leaves Marissa,
and takes the tree.
D-I-V-O-R-C-E.”
― Kris Wilson, Cyanide and Happiness Vol. 2: Ice Cream & Sadness
1. Mood Swings.
:arrow_down:
@ragnar said in I HAVE NEWS PEOPLE !!!!!:
Im gon kill you i swear
@ragnar said in I HAVE NEWS PEOPLE !!!!!:
:joy: :joy: :joy:
2. Asking for parental advice.
:arrow_down:
3. Mentioning his hormones.
:arrow_down:
@ragnar said in What advice would you give to your younger self when you first became a parent?:
@im-a-bae this is me talking not my hormones
This is enough proof @RAGNAR is pregnant.
Congratulations Ragnar!
I hope your babies are strong and healthy and brave.
And they all find place in Valhalla besides Odin.
@willow said in [Who is ur crush on TWS?](/post/129201):
> And youre adopted
> Just thought we would fully reveal who you are today
:joy: :joy: :joy:
@ragnar said in [I HAVE NEWS PEOPLE \!\!\!\!\!](/post/129824):
> @im-a-bae i ddnt hide it!! Ughh just leave me alone you idiot
Please leave him alone.
Twins might get stressed.
It might also affect his "food producing" capacity.
Please let him be in peace.
@mr-h said in [@yoursbucky is pedophile\!\!\!\!\!](/post/130101):
> Am I still the only one that can't grasp the concept of an underage being a pedophile? :P
A person high on psychedelics doesn't care.
@nutellabiggoat said in
[You have a chance to say one last sentence to one person before you die\.Who do you tell and what do you say?](/post/134008):
> zoobie smells bad is the best tagline I've ever seen
I'd be more careful before i taunt him..
@thestrangest said in [@yoursbucky is pedophile\!\!\!\!\!](/post/130103):
> Yo I'm pretty sure layla is 18, she also told me she's married
She is 17 unmarried and a immigrant student.
@wtfjudith said in [IMPORTANT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!](/post/134352):
> I am speechless
> Plus you through in an extra 2 million
Your list is too big and too expensive!
Especially the dog nudes!
I wasn't sure normal hoomans can afford all that.
@im-a-bae said in [I HAVE NEWS PEOPLE \!\!\!\!\!](/post/130155):
> @shutup He never listen :face_with_rolling_eyes::face_with_rolling_eyes:
Make a post asking people for baby names.
That might bring him out of denial.
@ragnar said in [I HAVE NEWS PEOPLE \!\!\!\!\!](/post/130163):
> @batman i dare you!!
Ultimate proof that @ragnar is pregnant.
This picture was captured using a batrang.
Might be hazy.
From this :arrow_down:
To this :arrow_down:
@willow said in [Who is ur crush on TWS?](/post/129219):
> @boots22 the day you become a raptor is the day I will actually fit in a size b bra
So you mean never?