Best posts made by Alucard

@jamjam it's a hypothetical situation

Ok. I'll post the lyrics while it loads

I buy a new car for the bitch
I tear down the mall with the bitch
You can't even talk to the bitch
She fucking with bosses and shit
I pull up in 'rari's and shit, with choppers and Harley's and shit
I be Gucci'd down, you wearing Lacoste and shit (bitch)
Yeah, Moncler, yeah, fur came off of that, yeah (yeah)
Triple homicide, put me in a chair, yeah (in jail)
Triple cross the plug, we do not play fair, yeah
Got 'em tennis chains on and they real blingy (blingy)
Draco make you do the chicken head like Chingy (Chingy)
Walk in Neiman Marcus and I spend a light fifty (fifty)
Please proceed with caution, shooters, they be right with me
Bad bitch, cute face and some nice titties
Seventy-five hunnid on a Saint Laurent jacket

Bitch, be careful where you dumpin' your ashes (bitch)
I ain't no sucker, I ain't cut for no action (nah)
The skreets raised me, I'm a ho bastard

I bought a 'Rari just so I can go faster
Niggas tryna copy me, they playin' catch up
I might pull up in a Ghost, no Casper
I been smoking gas and I got no asthma

I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Suicides that didn't work out, yeah
That didn't work out, yeah
That didn't work out, yeah
That didn't work out, yeah
That didn't work out, yeah
That didn't work out, yeah
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight pills ready to put me down, yeah
Ready to put me down, yeah
Ready to put me down, yeah
Ready to put me down, yeah
Ready to put me down, yeah
Ready to put me down, yeah

Yeah kek I'm for real, kek
Straight up out the seats, now I got a house on the hill, kek
Wanna see a body, nigga? Get you killed, kek
Wanna Tweet about me, nigga? Get you killed, kek
Killed kek, I'm a real kek, you a lil' kek
Be a kek, wanna be a kek, chasing mil's, kek
Dunk right in your bitch like O'Neal, kek
Plus I shoot like Reggie Mill', kek
Chopper sting you like a eel, kek

I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Suicides that didn't work out, yeah
That didn't work out, yeah
That didn't work out, yeah
That didn't work out, yeah
That didn't work out, yeah
That didn't work out, yeah
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight pills ready to put me down, yeah
Ready to put me down, yeah
Ready to put me down, yeah
Ready to put me down, yeah
Ready to put me down, yeah
Ready to put me down, yeah

Ruler clips, send a ruler hit
Pull up on your bitch, she say I got that ruler dick
Spray your block down, we not really with that rural shit
Glock cocked now, I don't really give no fuck 'bout who I hit
Yeah, your bitch, she get jiggy with me
Keep that Siggy with me
Bitch, I'm Mad Max, you know I got Ziggy with me
Keep a mad mag in case a kek wanna get busy with me with me
'Rari matte black and I got a Bentley with me

I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Suicides that didn't work out, yeah
That didn't work out, yeah
That didn't work out, yeah
That didn't work out, yeah
That didn't work out, yeah
That didn't work out, yeah
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight pills ready to put me down, yeah
Ready to put me down, yeah
Ready to put me down, yeah
Ready to put me down, yeah
Ready to put me down, yeah
Ready to put me down, yeah

Seventy-five hunnid on a Saint Laurent jacket (yeah)
Bitch, be careful where you dumpin' your ashes (bitch)
I ain't no sucker, I ain't cut for no action (nah)
The skreets raised me, I'm a ho bastard

@cheesecake-lesb why are you downvoting my posts?

@jamjam do you know the answer. Or should i tell you.

sorry for the poor quality, i did my best :3

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

IT IS FINALLY FINISHED UPLOADING. HERE IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSS:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/h5lys5ojfvn9qw0/mobizen_20171007_184554_s01_s01.mp4?dl=0

@wtfjudith

"@stranger_danger why would she do that tho."

That's for her to say

"Cheesecake-Lesb isn't that kind of user"

If she did it then technically she is that kind of user

@jamjam it's when you taste the blood on your dads dick. UHM UHM.

A dark joke is like food, not everyone gets it.

@ragnar-lothbrok try making a dropbox account and then open it :)

@kayisforeign

EXCUSE ME BUT I DON'T SEE HOW THE TITLE OF THIS POST HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE PICTURE

@jamjam sorry. That was a typo. Yup.that's what i wanted to say

@depressed-salad you know how to download from dropbox right?

@kayisforeign i just think that using a clickbaity title and then posting a photo that doesn't have anything to do with it is dishonest

@jamjam I'll edit my comment

@depressed-salad said in In my bank account:

@alucard thank you dude ::: DDD its awesome (and you get 1000 oscars)
and the roast. holy shit. perfect.

@kξk listen and enjoy 😈

@kayisforeign k

@strangerbane https://soundcloud.com/lonelyandwasted/i-live-in-a-constant-state-of-fear-and-misery-1

@jackie-green follow me for a sec so i can DM you

@depressed-salad oh yeah. You're finally back

Turns around, and squints eyes then says

"oh it's @Kaneki-kun"

walks to you, looks you in the eyes and says

"Of course magic isn't real you protestant fuck bucket, I'm a vampire and i have never seen anyone use magic, it's all scientifically designed you daft cunt"

P.S. Sup matey I've seen you on y99.in

@alucard HAHAHA. He down voted it