Best posts made by Alucard

@kimbobby I'm gtn redy to eat ppl

Oh man. I love that song. I know all the lyrics.

Hy guis, wat r yo doin in the lifes?

Would you like to see a vid of me singing it?

@alwaysstranger i is havin fun on dis sit. Dis is dop

@depressed-salad ok. I'm gonna start filming it right now. Do me to say in the vid that it's for you?

@cheesecake-lesb it's you who's downvoting my posts in the "I'm back" topic, right? Who else could it be, you're the only one i saw looking at the posts other than @stranger-danger and @Evan-Elderson

@depressed-salad I'm on it

@cheesecake-lesb stop that, that's just mean

@depressed-salad ok. Everything is set up now. Would you like me to replace

"I got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 M's in my bank account" with "I got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Sucides that didn't work out"

And

"I got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Shooters ready to gun you down" with "I got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 pills ready to put me down"?

@kaneki-kun Bitch you're retarded. God doesn't exist, you protestant fuck bucket. You think a Ghoul like you can win against a fuck mothering vampire like me? hell nah. I'ma burn fucking churches, mosques and synagogues and light blunts with the fire, fumes got my head spinning like a fucking tyre.

@depressed-salad ????

@boots22 oh you're not. You're saying you'd be fine without one, gotcha, did you see one and realised they're just not what you need? Or is there too much stigma around going to a therapist in your country? In which case you should probably rethink your decision

@evan-elderson said in I'm back people!!!!!:

@alucard I was in the US Army from 2000 - 2007. Served one tour in Iraq and was stationed in Korea and Texas. I was (and still am) an avionics mechanic.

Woh that's awesome, how old are you?

@evan-elderson the military stuff is cool and all but you being an avionics mechanic is a lot cool, what training did you have to go through? Were you a Cadet first?

WHERE THE FŰÇĶ IS THE ANIME LOVERS CATEGORY. @TalkWithStranger EVEN SAID THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE IT

@depressed-salad said in i am back again:

@jamjam how old were you when you started sucking dick

How do you know if your sister is on her period

@depressed-salad ok. It's over but it will take some time to upload. When it has finally been uploaded. Should i send it to you in private or in public?

@ragnar-lothbrok have nt yu bn gon frm tws fr a lng tim?