What pets do you have, their names, and how did you get them????

[Willow]

@i-am-male such a dickhead I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

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@willoww clearly you didn't get my secret message

[Willow]

@i-am-male nope it passed through my heart and shattered it instead...what did I miss?

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@willoww if you didn't get it I can't tell you, also stop spamming everyone on this thread

[Willow]

@i-am-male it’s not spamming when it’s my fucking post

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@willoww tell that to the innocent bystanders when people have an argument at the mall

[Willow]

@i-am-male if they don’t like it, they can mark it as “unsubscribe” or whatever it’s called

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@willoww but what if they're subscribed because they want to see more about pets and their names! but they don't all this nonsense! is there a button to filter us out?

[Willow]

@i-am-male oh well they can click the button called “get the fuck over it” tadaaa

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@willoww pushing button, nothing's happening