@SeoYeon서연 I am not one for roasting people but here are a bunch of roasts....

If you were any slower, you would need watering once a week.

Somewhere out there a village is missing it's idiot.

You have an extremely kind face, the kind you throw bricks at.

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

ref

You're so dumb that you thought a quarterback was a refund.