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Hello, dears!
I'm a person from Belarus, single btw, and my friends and I find ourselves in a position where we have been scattered over the world a bit.
My bestie lives in Mexico now, and she fought hard to get a Schengen visa, so she could finally see her parents, and us, as well.
Unfortunately, two of her three friends from the previous life still live in Belarus, and the other one has moved to Russia.
To be honest, those are more like my friends, but I am too idle to suggest a trip like that, even as I feel us drifring apart.
So, considering the countries and the sanctions, all four of us can only go to Turkey or Georgia.
When I think about Istanbul I don't feel sanctioned.
I would be so greatful if you could help me come up with a plan for our little journey.

Go Jess!

By rail comes mail
It comes, or it fails
To come, for not everyone writes

The train that still bothers to come into town
Where nobody bothers to ask his pronouns

Is rolling and strolling
And smoking and riding
And driving away the night

Away from the pillow
The weeps of the willow
The quips of the sorrow
That soiled tomorrow

The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick maker,
The thoughts that needle and streak

Unwire and tire
And wear and tear
Vacating the future I seek

Hello @here,

Just as an idea, would you like to hold a singing contest?
You could add the songs you want to sing here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KnTDM2PQomiR2T5OsW74hHOLP9yr7stv1lxgx0k4SDY/edit

I imagine we could do a poll later where everyone could vote for their two fav picks. And maybe the top one would be the one we all try. So I don't have to search for a minus recording for each? Or you could do one that gets upvoted the most popular choice and one that's your own choice.

Keep those fairly popular if you want to do proper karaoke and sing over a minus. You could also sing over a plus, or an instrumental version. We'll get to decide ahead of time and you'll get to rehearse to the song version we manage to find.

Anaway, for starters, let's just see if anyone would even be interested in an online singing thing.

Cheers,
Linear

was the Fall of Heaven story plagiarized? in any case, I'm unwilling to abandon this person. so what if you sometimes use other's pics or even poems (which I would like to see a proof of)? young people do dumb things. Claire doesn't feel malevolent to me, quite the opposite. so please, let's think again.

Hello,

hopefully, I'm responding to the person I have in mind.
After a while, your trolling seemed just an act. The general impression you left on me is not of an unpleasant person.
Maybe this role is now confining to you, and that is kind of great.
I'm not sure what you meant by 'distant' friend, but I would be glad to try and be a remote one to you.

Cheers,
Lin

P.S.  

the ferry's here, pay the toll

at thine own risk you entered here
abandoned hope and all that's dear

now hurtful words make broken bones

piggish language, wortless junk,
twisted tongue that's spewing bunk

the devil's horns, the bristling thorns
the shattered soul and toppled hornes

the cost is due, the dreadful droll
the cost is your immortal soul

I thought a bit about what lazy is.
you must know more than me, don't you.
some gaming, growing man tits,
unreasonably elevated point of view.
ah, actually, you might be right: I am a garbage rapper.

my boobie's resting on my arm

a stress-ball, waiting

when I put pressure on, is there any harm?

He offers me a strawberry lip balm.

Get horny and wet,

Smooth with skin cream,

I'll lick you all night

Until you fucking scream.

Partial to a double team?

Two cocks per time, one front one back.

I know you like it baby,

You like my tongue in your crack.

what about shakespeare?

I know we're online.

I'm defo not fake.

Would love you in my bed.

I'd fuck you till you shake,

Baby, I'd cuddle you after so you have no fear,

You'd feel amazing in my arms, especially after fucking my speare.

i wish i was a random dike you like

I introduce myself as Mike,

Psych - that's not my real name.

Your beauty is your real claim

to fame.

We may never fuck,

and that's a real shame.

why's it so weird not to want?

I'm trying to write this rhyme, but I can't read my own font...

What do you want?

Please, tell me now,

do you want me to fuck you, baby?

Just tell me how.

Do me a favor and sit in that chair,

take all your clothes off,

I'll fuck you bare,

I'll do things to you that are close to illegal.

I want your legs spread like an eagle.

I'll suck your clit until you can not move.

Then you will suck me off until I finish all over the floor.

my boobie's resting in my hand.

squeeze, squeeze, unsqueeze,

I do not understand.

so you just need to know ur ultimate purpose, be ready to fight, be a strategic thinker, a good planner, an action taker...
let's do it then! :D

A musical instrument. My friend gave me an ocarina. It was shaped like a ship!

friend is so ubiquitous it's almost a pronoun. like 'you'.
did you cringe, because you thought I misused it? 'I like you, I love you, I want to be your friend?' I was actually downgrading from a 'girlfriend.'
I have a couple 'true' friends myself, yeah, we try not to bother each other either. if it's so easy to talk, why don't we?
Is it history that grants the certificate of authenticity? I'm not even the same person, most of their stories are useless. you probably know me better than they do.
friend can be a small word or a big word. acquaintance is definitevely small.

I say pfft

Fresh face, short limbs, and unhushed voice,
a being largely free of cellular decay,
its pureed foods and brightly-colored toys,
it's someone else’s hope, a pitiful display
of a denial of a path that’s set -
new, young, old, sick, and dead.
I do not envy it the prison of its bliss,
it’ll be a while till it gets a say in this,
distressful moment of a notice of a fall,
disgraceful thrashing, anger, all,
a wish for cosmic speed and orbiting the Earth,
potentially subjecting someone else to birth,
and then a vision, that
wherever it was sent,
it's not a fall,
it's a controlled descent.

fuck every welcoming hole on here

@SleepySaint, then go ahead and write it down in the google doc! isn't it available for edit?

@Janet yes

@The-Mods Jealousy is a green-eyed monster. Jelly can also mean jealous. Jelly is often green. Your pooper, your ass, is a chocolate eye, but in this case...

@Quazi would you like to be a judge?

I learned to play it. some melodies... like the GoT theme and this thing I heard... Georgian? Another wind instrument, I can't remember which one.