Posts made by Zen00

@Indrid-Cold said in And then... Buh:

@Zen00 2 is a good call, Z. I don't trust them because people say, "oh, you've got to look after babies because they're so fragile". But look how thick and soft their skin is. I think you could drop them from a great height, like the escape pod in 'Red Planet', and they'd be just fine. I think we're being exploited.

When my brother was a baby he fell down like two flights of stairs and he got back up laughing and unharmed. so yeah, I catch your groove all the way

@Iservejustice said in And then... Buh:

@Zen00 said in And then... Buh:

and when I’m mad I’m like the Hulk.

Green and ugly.

Yes 🥚sactly!

@cjko why do you have a fear of frogs? they’re my favorite animals, they’re so cute!!

@lego-batman

1. change
2. babies
3. myself when I’m emotional
   Change is frustrating, babies are weird, and when I’m mad I’m like the Hulk... you don’t like me when I’m angry 😈

@Indrid-Cold I want to be a zombie for a while and then have my brains blown out :))))

@cjko “Thou art not mine own typeth”
That sounds like Shakespeare, and everything sounds better as Shakespeare

@pe7erpark3r said in guys i have a announcement:

Did you know that you can use Coca-Cola to clean car batteries from contact corrosion? just put the contacts in Coca-Cola and they'll be clean as new the next day... It's a great cleaning product. Also if you want to get rid of an old burger, just put it into a cup of cola, next day, gone. Coca-Cola, (dis)solves all problems yay!

A thirst quencher and cleaning product?? Wow, Coca-Cola is the real MVP

@alkal33 said in guys i have a announcement:

@Zen00 you should have called her Coca-cola but she is cute:heart_eyes:

I didn't want to crave cola every time I said her name 🤷‍

@dani_mart Is there any other reason to take nudes?

@Katherinee AWWW BISH I WILL MISS THE HECKING POO OUT OF YOU! Or maybe you'll see me in a week when I'm trying to steal cooper 👀 DONT DO TOO MANY DRUGS ILY KAT DADDY 😭💞💞💞💞

@alkal33 My problem is that I don't have problems because I don't recognize problems when there's a problem and that's becoming a problem

@cjko said in drop here your creative side ..art, meme, picture or poem:

Entry 1.. here's mine..

this is so beautiful

@cjko The Holy Bible
LMAO JUST KIDDING I DONT HAVE THAT KINDA TIME

@Karina-Kara said in What is the hardest part of dating you?:

@Zen00
Thanks. I sneezed 8 hours ago.

I know, I saw 😏

@Karina-Kara said in What is the hardest part of dating you?:

Schrödinger's Date?

Bless you

@I AM ONE H0RNY MOTHER FLUFFER said in Looks like you have some misconceptions, and im happy to clear them :):

@theKing
I'm an Indian, and im more than happy to answer any questions you have regarding my country.

Do you like it

@Barton said in Looks like you have some misconceptions, and im happy to clear them :):

@IM-NOT-PORNY said in Looks like you have some misconceptions, and im happy to clear them :):

@Barton said in Looks like you have some misconceptions, and im happy to clear them :):

@IM-NOT-PONY I don't think you can. Because he has statistics!

Statistics give you the numbers, not the reasons behind those numbers.

Do you think he really care ?

I do 👀

@ODIN I am both the best and worst person to fall in love with

@Katherinee said in What's a food you'll never get tired of no matter how much you eat it??:

@ODIN We have In n' Out here in Cali, and their burgers are literally the best thing ever

IN N OUT MIGHT HAVE THE BEST BURGERS IN THE WORLD