Posts made by Stranger_Danger

@s_dawn you'll be my backup. :smirk: :smirk:

No.2 is your spot. :joy:

@boots22 You're ded bruh !!!

I'll pray for your soul & ..sing at your funeral too. :joy: :joy:

@boots22

...shit !!! & here I was thinking of being a junior Globe Trotter.

I was thinking of visiting the African Rainforest :smirk: ..looks like I'm gonna have to go to the peaks & valleys of the Himalaya's instead :joy:

@boots22 Nahh ..I'm a weirdo.

@willow said in Who is ur crush on TWS?:

@stranger_danger
Damn
That was the smoothest shit Ive ever heard
<(^•^<)

:smirk: :smirk:

You're my favorite.

Favorite ,what ?... you ask

Everything. :heart_eyes: :kissing_heart:

@willow Hey guys !!!

You know the ten minutes just after you’ve had a Caprisun slush ?

..you feel content ..like all is right in life & you can sit back & relax & watch the whole world go by ,your hunger is sated...& you smile simply because you feel like it ?

The feeling is similar to having Willow in your life. :kissing_heart: :relaxed:

@willow you aint laughing ,you aint living...

Even if the object of laughter is yourself
...laugh at yourself with others & it wont sting as much anymore. :relaxed:

Only 1 life ...fuck me if I'm not gonna enjoy it & go out with a smile.

@willow

@rendezvous The world is unfair.

...& what a mighty fine ass it was .

Bootylicious :joy: :joy:

...it was as spreadable ,as it was edible...
Bubble-butts are the best.

Very fulfilling & carb free. :yum:

Once reptile loved a girl.

Reptile bit her in the ass.

We do it every night now. :joy: :joy:

I eat ass. :yum:

Willow did you get an ass bite?

Yeah, wanna see the scar? xD

@Rendezvous Here ...i took a shot of the incident.

@rendezvous Bitch ..you told me you didnt have Iphone .

Thank God, I have Siri

You lying Numbskull !!!

I offered you my best friendship slot for the low low price of one iphone X & you said you didnt have any ....you rejected such an offer .SMH

@willow said

This is why we is best frands

The chance of meeting another person like you is the reason I talk to strangers. :) :kissing_heart:

@willow

You is kind,
you is smart,
you is imporant :heart_eyes:

..Imma be your wingman Willo
You will never have dearth of men to sate your lust upon...I'll search heaven & earth for your happiness.

I will encourage people to name their non-ugly children after you. :joy: :joy:

@willow Not if the clues are left all over the place.... :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

I may look like a donkeys ass :joy: :joy: but trust me ..my brain is not .

@s_dawn Oooohhh ..that must've stung. :joy:

@willow said

@stranger_danger i know your name

& I know yours E . :smirk: :smirk:

I
K N O W
YOU

:eye:

@rendezvous :zipper_mouth_face: :confused: ..ohh bby its not you

..it's just... i dont want no nasty Willo tainting our pure love .

We'll consummate our bond another time.
Just the 2 of us. :kissing_heart:

@willow ...elseeee what ..

..you'll send noods to me ? ..I'll go blind.

@Willow You share similarities with a supernatural winged entity from Abrahamic religions

Please angel.. make heaven come to my dear friend.
Give him a night of passion he'll never forget ...it'll be out of this world. :innocent: :joy: