Best posts made by Stranger_Danger

@bernyard said in Hypothetically if i were to sell my nudes:

@evan-elderson Well I’m out of here anyway.

So long ....

@wtfjudith ...that almost brought a tear to my eye . :cry: :cry:
..right through the kokoro.

@REBEL_CUTE DONT YOU DARE LEAVE.

If you make Judy cry ,

I'll beat yo punk ass black & blue.

Duct tape you to a computer & imprison you in my basement.

Food & water will be conditional upon posting a minimum no. of posts & comments every 3 hour.

Failure to meet your quota will ensure you receive painful electrical shocks through the iron nipple clamps that will be attached to your mammary glands.

Further disobedience ..may or may-not be met with the response of shoving extra large broomsticks up your rear orifice cavity .

I sincerely hope you do-not escalate to the point where we have to test out this hypothetical scenario.
It really is gonna hurt you more than it's gonna hurt me.

Sincerely
Reptile. :relaxed:

@brown-nigger-man I know Right ??

..told you that the Replay-ability value of it is just insane. :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:

@neonblazer Not if I shove my fist up your anus & make chicken curry with your rectal flesh & force feed it to you through your nasal orifice.

Capiche ? :relaxed:

@mr-h Thanks !!

Sure ,I'll get the next part out by tomorrow. :relaxed:

@neonblazer I would be highly interested to find out how you will accomplish such feats when I'll have you suspended by your feet t & sit you on a chair so that your legs are straight in front of you.

Also going to bring a goat, which was deprived of water for several days.
Then cover the bottoms of your feet in salt water, which the goat would lick off.

Goats have very rough tongues , and will keep licking the salty water covered feet for days at a time.

The result is that the goat will lick until even bone is exposed.

Going to pour more saltwater on the feet after that .

@willow Not if the clues are left all over the place.... :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

I may look like a donkeys ass :joy: :joy: but trust me ..my brain is not .

@neonblazer I make the military my bitch ,you aint safe Mistah ...but it'll be fun to make your world crumble.
So ,wallow in your safety ,relax ,eat ,sleep ...it'll be all the more sweeter to break your little bubble.

I'll duct-tape you to a chair that was bolted to the floor, use a couple rolls, make sure you couldn't budge a fuckin' inch.

Also cut around your face, grip your scalp, yank down, rip your face off.

Hmm. And then put a mirror in front of you so you could get a good look at yourself.

And then cut your dick and your balls off shove 'em down your throat until you bled and choked out, while you were watching.

@stranger_danger Idk I don't know what you look like

@boots22 Like the love child of a Humbaba & a Morrigan. :relaxed:

@neonblazer :relaxed: :relaxed:

You''ll be in worse pain when I get a very thin hollow glass tube and insert it into your urethra.
Then hit the penis with a hammer, smashing said glass tube inside of the penis.

P.S: the tube will be full of fire ants when I insert it.

Are they in love?

@albertolok Very ...she really likes his smell.

& He's definitely one of the smartest Guys on this platform.

He's been a long time member here ,so knows almost everyone & everything.

He can be a dick at times tho ...but girlz dig Bad Boyz :relaxed: :v:

@albertolok said

Jarvish10.2 Get Alert, Keep all the ammunitions ready :P :D

Thanos is Ren's bitch .

Thanos snaps his fingers.
Jarvish10.2 is gone .

Above all, @Willow won't kill me

Lmao...you definitely dont know Will then .

She's a bloodthirsty Mama tigress of her pack .

Naught there was someone as kind yet as vicious such as her.
Cross her & die.

She's the Queen around here.

@boots22 said

@stranger_danger actually she said nothing. All she did was moan. Loudly. Very loudly.

Woohooo

NOICEEEE :smirk: :smirk: :laughing: :joy: :joy:

@albertolok what’s up with you and tents?

He's giving it for free now ...it's great advertisement since you will spread the word

& then people are gonna come to buy those Tents since they are so highly recommended by couples who never even got tents from other places.

He's gonna become a Millionaire that way.

Veryyy smart.

Last part is up . :relaxed: :relaxed:

It's Complete.

@blazingrose243 How did the one who hosted you know how to do it ?

@blazingrose243 is this dimensional transfer common knowlege to your society ?
...clearly you hadnt planned this ...yet you seem to have much knowledge .

@blazingrose243 you live with your counterpart .

How does he explain your sudden appearence ? ..his family ,neighbors ,friends ?
...is he a forever alone dude ..like me ? ..give him a hug from me then.

..Not to mention Govt. documents ,papers ..what about those.

@blazingrose243 said in Who wants to chat with an outerdimensional girl?:

@stranger_danger Like I said, he acts as if I’m from this dimension.

Thats fine for him to act ..but what about others ?
...They wont be so accepting.How do you live with Govt. proof required for almost everything ?

......how does he explain your presence to tohers ? ...i think his mother ,father & family will remember having a extra kid .

@sup I know right !!
I LOL'ed when i saw it while commenting.