Hey !!! what about da trolls lady !!!

Dont be classist !
Include us.
We too deserve representation.

My brothers & sisters rise against this opression .We will not be silenced. We will not go quietly into the night. Raise the banners :

Troll & proud !
Unite da Trolls.
Trolling knows no boundaries.

Noone shall stop me from achieving the status of "The trolliest troll that ever Trolled"

Sheeshh ,it ended....& here i was planning Genocide.

A happy Valar Morghulis everyone. :relaxed: :relaxed:

@evan-elderson said

@moisturbation just curious, why are you hellbent on downvotes?

She wants to take @SUmof1 's place & achieve his status of the most down-voted person ever.

She desires to be immortalized forever in the annals of TWS history.
Millions & Billions of years from now on ,she wants to be remembered for this legendary achievement.

Please dont get in the way of her dreams
..help a sister out & downvote her.Two times to be precise.

But Boy ....does she have a lot of downvoting to get, to get to his level....

Quick question tho @Moisturbation , you are not shown who has down voted you ,so how do you upvote the correct person ?

1 > Knives - most versatile tool .

Stealth kill from back . Skin animals for fur to keep warm. Cut plant branches & leaves to make shelter. Stab other participants in the throat.
.
Bow & arrow will not be as effective in the woods .many places to take cover .limited ammo . Same with pistol.

2> Sandwich - Need thing to stay unspoiled for the longest time ,so sandwich it is . dried Meat in it will be good as well as the bread ,both will stay good for long.

Until i can kill animals it will be my life.

3>Shoes - i can skin other animals to make skirts ,fur as jacket .even plant leaves to make a hulu skirt . I cant make shoes .

Running away in jungle ,with what insects ,sharp thing lie in the ground .I need shoes to survive.

4>I will kill others & take their clothes ,foods etc .Every man for himself bishes !!

They will make great lures for big meat eating animals .

if food gets dire , I can even make shish kebab out of dead people .
I wont be alone ...My friends will be with me ,they will save me with their flesh..we will become one !! (Sorry ..did i sound psychopathic there ? ..eh,doesnt matter.)

There !! Problemo solved .

This site is not closing..
It is a troll

Observe :

A brand new account called @Administraitor (notice Administraitor meaning an imposter)was used rather than the official channel @TalkWithStranger or even the correct term "Administrator" .

Also notice that it was published in Internet is Beautiful .

All TWS announcements are made in their own official thread :

Not to mention the image with its background picture of TWS logo( resized & hence notice the edges are blurring) ,Comic Sans font ...are rather inconsistent & needlessly Gaudy instead of an official response.

It's designed to hit & shock people.
But further scrutiny reveals a lack of details.& as we all know "The Devil is in the details".
This post is completely fake.

TWS was inoperable for about 3 hours today ,due to some server issues (a rather common problem in many cases).
& @Administraitor decided to take advantage of such a moment of confusion & uncertainty to be a troll & spread outrage & fear.

Decisions like these are neither taken arbitrarily ,nor hastily .
If such a thing were to happen ,notices in far advance would have been given to a few important people then the rest.
Not to mention the leaking of such a news is inevitable.
Community decisions will be solicited to prevent the problems & hence stop a closure .

Not to mention the administrators & mods , Remember Its not just our site ,its also theirs .

We're all Human ,It is inevitable that some are rather fond of this place,have friends here & would try their best to keep it running.

Take a break
& break some kegs .

Like @FearlessWoman said , We are all here.
We wont be going anywhere .
so prioritize for now & do other things & come back.
We'll be waiting for you.

@layla said in share your cock pics ;):

@sup but i actually have a pussy

Very well then !!
My big black cock will ride your wet pussy.

@wtfjudith said

OMG SO CUTE!!!!!! Please send more, I love dogs! 😃

@wtfjudith look at the mirror ...you'll see one amazing bish staring back. :tongue:

You'll fall in love.
..I certainly did. :hand_with_index_and_middle_fingers_crossed: :hand_with_index_and_middle_fingers_crossed:

lmao :joy_cat: :joy_cat: :joy_cat:

@zazzles Sounds like a wise friend.
Probably would have hit it off well with her.
I like stimulating converstaions. :relaxed: :relaxed:

Neil Degriss Tysons video "Pale blue Dot" really puts things into perscpective of how little we truly are in the cosmos.
That was an inspiration actually.

continuation.....after that Phineas and Ferb fkk @SUmof1 together.
Now add to this people.

Due to the incessant stamina & fierce passionate love-making of Phineas & Ferb , @sumof1 couldnt walk straight for a few days .

They have been a pain in his butt for a while now but now they have taken it to a next level.
From metaphorical to literal ...

@sumOf1 cursed - his luck , his trolling habit , the circumtances that led to this .."event" , his parents for dropping him on his head as baby & thus making him act retarded...but most of all he cursed himself for loving it.

@evan-elderson

Cat fight !!
Cat fight !!
Cat fight !!

let there be mud please !!! ..i beg of thee God ! :relieved: :relieved:

Make love not War.

Settle this peacefully with a threesome ! :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :kissing_heart:

Very Nice @Zazzles !! :relaxed: :relaxed:

you know ...Your poem reminded me of this image.

A lover's Linger :smiley:

I think this sums it up ...

Nothing is necessary.

You can build a car by yourself by making tools, mining ore, smelting the metals, shaping the parts, inventing the wheel, doing engineering calculations , drilling for oil, refining the gasoline, etc. etc. etc.

Some "unnecessary" things save you enormous time and/or effort.
Using tools that others have created, learning concepts that others have struggled to formulate, and generally bootstrapping upon the accumulated millenia of human thought is efficient and cheap.

At college there will be active guidance by relative experts to help prevent you from having to reinvent the wheel.

The other benefeit is that a college certifies to others that you actually do know something,
rather than you simply claiming to know something.

College is not a necessity. You can learn everything by yourself without college.

But if you do it right and actually interact with the people and experts who are there, college can, in the ideal situation, save yourself more time than you actually might have in an average lifespan.

People → Unique viewpoints & talents.
Competition → Satisfaction
Independence → Self-trust
Networks → Leverage

The left side is what college offers.

The right side is what you can get out of it when you care about it.

It's not necessary but done right ,it can be very worthwhile.

I believe you should continue ,but only you can be the final judge.

@talkwithstranger hell yeah... that was our goal TWS 😊

@evan-elderson

We are just the Satellites revolving around our Queen of Maple Syrup & Nudes ...The one & only @WtfJudith .

She's the main course & we're the dessert ..the topping on the pizza ,the sauce in Subwich ,the pickle in the salad ...Lol

Lol ..a simple joke thread with even more hilarious Tags ,snowballed into the biggest Thread here.
Feels damn proud to have been a part of it from the very beginning. :grinning:

they can also be stories about people's lives 😁. This I try to employ as often as possible.

Yep ,good psychology ..people want to talk about themselves .

Especially in an online anonymous chat website where they can unburden themselv after holding it secret for so long .
I've seen quite a few examples of this ...

I hate myself.....

..but I love you,
my Irish Queen. :relaxed:
& totally ,absolutely ,200% not for that leprechaun gold :lying_face: :lying_face:

...so many people here do ,
you've captured so many hearts & minds .

So short a time you were here,so much effect you've had :hugging_face: :hugging_face:

Each time i go there ,i feel like i have sacrificed a part of my Decency & Human-ness at the alter of Cancer.

I hate all blacks!

That's irrational! You're talking about ~1 billion people! You haven't met all of them!

I hate all women!

You go mah mann ! All 3.5 billion women are shit! Lotsa Misogynists.

PubChat is like an Exhibit entitled "40 Reason UN should start Awarding Darwin Prizes & do some population Control to clean up the Human Gene Pool "

Its one of those, look don't touch Exhibits because if you do touch, you will be either become one of the infected or go into Coma of Stupid.

For the first few times ,

Reptile believed he was going to experience PG 13 posts & thoughtful peers.
He had no idea what he was getting himself into...

the depth of debauchery & excess he has experienced !! seen shitposts you wouldn't believe !!

more testosterone than College frat houses,
enough jailbaits to alert interpol ,
& enough horny people to supply Hell with , for the next Century!

Alas!! his poor sweet soul has been corrupted ,he has got Super Cancer & is surely destined for 9'th circle of hell.

Lol @sup you are absolutely right..apart from drama ,i've not found it appealing ,much...

@rendezvous said

So come on, Will, Pay me and gimme your nudes.

Damn that's like having your cake & eating it too ...Your negotiation skills & business acumen surely is legendary .

:pray: :pray: :joy: :joy:

There's a Queue there you know ? ...get back in the end of the line Ren :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
This Horndog was here first !! :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

F-king Sperm whales ...

Anyway you were talking about sea salt..the answer is... Dinosaurs son.. Dinosaurs ...

First lets talk about why the salty Ocean is a relatively recent phenomenon :

See Land Dinosaurs were highly masculine,more manlier than ocean dinosaurs ,who are as limp dicked as they come ..those noodle dick m'therf'ckers could barely get it up ,so God became angry & unleashed Genesis ..wiped out the entire dinosaurs cause a few had performance issues...just like he cursed entire human species with the original sin because Adam & Eve didn't follow his dietary rules ...so sperm whales have been doing that for the past million yeas & they have done what their erectile challenged ancestors couldnt.

Coming to sea salt ..dat's land dinosaur semen .See land dinosaurs loved watersports . Because of their heavy weight & size ,they werent very fast but who ever likes slow sex ?..
No no no ..dinosaurs liked it hard & fast ..so they thought of a genius idea,they went into water ..water took care of a lot of their weight,like a ship ..now lighter they did the horizontal tango .

All over the planet this orgy happened,near the sea ...& slowly over millions of years the sea was filled with dinosaur semen..dat semen crystallized & became sea salt.

This is Real history,you wont find it in those storybook that schools pass of as History.

This is what The Govt is keeping from you..Brothers & sister rise above this conspiracy ,Throw down the chains of Illuminati & set yourself free.
Break free of Social sterotypes & cultural norms. Spread the word #Reptile_Pride , #Eat_Real_Dinosaur_Semen ,#Organic_food_pride_Forever.

@catwoman Sorry ..but male chauvinism got the better of me.
:cry: :cry: It's a sexist world out there. :yum: :yum:

but i can assure you when i was playing Batman Arkham Asylum ,you were indeeed the first charecter on my mind. :smirk: :kissing_heart: